Lohan, Michael

It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father.

In terms of making the argument for Michael, he was in jail for a long time and continues to spout off to the press about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. He also talks a lot about God and how the Man Upstairs plays a role in the ridiculous lives of Michael and his family.

Dude also had sex with Dina Lohan. That's gross.

He constantly berates his daughter in public and clearly enjoys the fact that she's so troubled. Otherwise, we'd never have heard of Michael Lohan.

Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.