Meghan Markle

Prince William and Kate Middleton have made it official:

They really despise Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Before he settled down with Meghan Markle, Prince Harry was considered by many to be the world's most eligible bachelor.

Our apologies to royal traditionalists, but at his peak, Harry put Leo DiCaprio and his infamous P-ssy Posse to shame.

I must say, I don't think air transportation has ever been as stressful of a matter as it is right now for the royal family. 

After Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were recently under fire for taking private jets on vacation, Prince William and Kate Middleton are now flying (eek!) commercial. 

Absurd claims that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are "hypocrites" have earned the ire of Sir Elton John and been dismissed by Ellen DeGeneres.

Now, the Duchess in particular is receiving a deeply personal defense from her best friend.

At this point, Meghan Markle is certainly no stranger to high expectations.

Virtually overnight, she went from supporting cast member on a basic cable legal drama to one of the most famous women in the world, and we're sure nothing could have prepared her for that culture shock.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are vocal environmentalists who have been accused of hypocrisy for taking a private jet.

Sir Elton John already defended the royal couple, and he did not mince words when slamming the shameful tabloids.

For those who aren't fluent in Brit-speak, the headline roughly translates "to please stop denigrating the Duchess of Sussex, you chronic masturbators."

And why is Elton John standing up for Meghan Markle, you ask?

In case you're unfamiliar with Samantha Markle, here's everything you need to know about Meghan's dangerously thirsty half-sister:

She's the absolute worst.

We know, we know -- you've heard this one before.

Royal pregnancy rumors are such a constant fixture in the British tabloid media, that we feel like some of these outlets are a little bummed when a royal is actually pregnant.

When we see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle appearing at royal engagements and glad-handing with the peasants, the couple is all smiles.

But according to a new report from Radar Online, the couple's demeanor is decidedly different behind closed doors.

Meghan Markle has made this much clear:

She wasn't exactly taking it easy during the final few weeks of her pregnancy.

Longtime fans of the Duchess were thrilled to see Meghan Markle's British Vogue takeover.

Within the magazine's pages, Prince Harry sat down with the legendary conservationist, Dr. Jane Goodall.