We probably don't need to tell you that Meghan Markle has spent a lot of time dealing with awful families.
There's the Royal Family, of course, who turned her fairy tale scenario into a nightmare with their constant meddling and disapproval.
When discussing the vitriol-spewing professional hater Samantha Markle, we often compare Meghan's half-sister to the wicked stepsisters found in so many children's books.
After all, much of Meghan's story is the stuff of fairy tales, so it only makes sense that she would be forced to contend with a jealous villain in her own family, a la Cinderella.
Like the hero of a Disney movie, Meghan Markle rose above humble beginnings and stiff opposition from a bunch of stodgy curmudgeons to find love with an actual prince.
Sadly, the similarities don't end there, as -- like so many animated protagonists before her -- Meghan also had to contend with an abusive parent and a wicked half-sister straight out of central casting.
If you follow news about the British Royal Family, you probably already know that Meghan Markle's father, Thomas Markle, is the worst.
The guy has only been in the spotlight a few years, and he's repeatedly shown himself to be horrible through actions such as selling Meghan's private letters to tabloids and skipping his daughter's wedding because he didn't feel like making the flight.
When Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepped down from their roles as senior members of the royal family and announced their plans to move to America, it was widely assumed that the couple would make regular trips to the UK for official business.
Over a year after they left London, however, Meghan has made the return flight only once.
As you have very likely heard about by now, Donald Trump has been banned from Facebook, Twitter and other social media platforms.
That's what happens when you incite a violent insurrection against your own government.
As we enter a new year, many are voicing hopes that 2021 will be the year in which members of the royal family will be able to set aside the differences that have been tearing them apart for so long.
But so far it looks like the pleas for peace have fallen on deaf ears.
As we've discussed many, many times in the past, the feud between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton doesn't look as though it'll be letting up anytime soon ... or ever, for that matter.
The two women have a great deal in common -- in fact, they're probably the only two people on the planet who can truly comprehend one another's predicament -- and yet, it often seem that they've been at odds since the moment they met.
Even if you're only a casual follower of royal gossip, you're probably aware of the seemingly never-ending feud between Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle.
Theories abound as to what caused the rift, but everyone seems to agree that these two have not gotten along for quite some time.
It's almost impossible to imagine anyone ending 2020 on more of a high note than Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
Their escape from the Royal Family now complete, Harry and Meghan concluded the year by putting down firm roots here in America.
Years ago, Meghan Markle's awful sister Samantha Grant vowed to never shut up. She is as good as her word.
Her latest nasty escalation is publishing a book about Meghan. The hit piece is coming out in just two weeks.
In the nine months since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepped down from their roles as senior members of the Royal Family, the press has made a big deal of the surprising ways in which the couple has asserted their independence.
In fact, if this were a contest of some sort, we think it's safe to say that the average commoner's take on the situation would be that Harry and Meghan have "won."
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have some monumental news to break:
Their son is a redhead!
Meghan Markle's life is often compared to a fairy tale, and it's not hard to see why.
She rose above her humble beginnings and dysfunctional family to build a life that took her first to Hollywood, then to the halls of Kensington Palace, then back to Hollywood -- this time, as one of the most famous and influential women in the world.
It's been an eventful few weeks in the lives of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
The final month of 2020 has found Prince Harry and Meghan Markle involving themselves in nine figure business deals and enjoying hard-earned victories over their biggest public rivals -- namely, the tabloid press and the British Royal Family.
As we discussed earlier this week, one of the most effective ways for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to silence the haters (including the ones within Harry's family) is to assert their financial independence.
And whether you're a fan of the Sussexes or a member of their bafflingly large army of haters, there's no denying that they've managed to rake in massive bank during their short time in America.
There was a time when it looked as though Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's bold decision to step down as senior royals and relocate to America may have been in vain.
The couple set out seeking privacy from the press and a new life, distant from the prying eyes and harsh judgements of the Royal Family.
Watch your back, Joe Rogan!
It looks like Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are entering the podcast game, and they'll be smoking fatties with Elon Musk and arm-wrestling Conor McGregor before you know it!
Years before she met and married Prince Harry, Meghan, Duchess of Sussex was Meghan, C-List Actress of Hollywood.
When Meghan Markle and Prince Harry stepped down from their roles as senior members of the Royal Family, no one knew what to expect.
After all, nothing like this had ever been attempted in the modern era.
Here in the United States, there are certain universally-accepted truths that we take for granted:
1. The only way to bring an end to mass shootings is to force everyone to stay home, 2. Some things are worth dying for, and opioids and the McRib are both high on that list ...
Meghan Markle is no longer starring on the USA Network legal drama Suits.
She is no longer a member of the Royal Family.
If you're a fan of The Crown, then we probably don't need to tell you that certain members of the Royal Family are less than thrilled with the way they've been portrayed on the series.
The first four seasons of the acclaimed Netflix drama offer a fictionalized -- though meticulously researched -- account of Queen Elizabeth II's life from the time of her coronation to the day of Prince Andrew's marriage to Sarah Ferguson.
When Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepped down from their roles as senior members of the royal family, there was much speculation as to what the future might hold for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
