Madison Prewett

If you caught this week's two-part finale, you know that Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor certainly wasn't light on surprises.

If, somehow, you're still in the dark, here's the world's shortest recap:

Over the course of the most recent season of The Bachelor, viewers spent roughly 1 bajillion hours with Peter Weber and his field of 30 female contenders (31, if you count Hannah Brown, whose unexpected return ignited an early controversy).

But it was a woman who appeared on screen only briefly -- at the very beginning and very end of the season -- whose behavior sparked this season's greatest debate.

The fallout from this week's finale of The Bachelor continues.

Even as Hannah Ann Sluss roasted Peter Weber for being an indecisive tool, Madison Prewett got an earful - from Peter's mom.

We're not sure if it was the most dramatic season finale ever, as Chris Harrison promised.

But the conclusion of Peter Weber's time as The Bachelor certainly offered its fair share of twists, turns, and shocking moments.

Chris Harrison tried to warn us, didn't he?

All those Bachelor spoilers tried to make it clear, didn't they?

As we head into tonight's Bachelor season finale, a number of lingering questions have left fans divided:

Was Hannah Ann putting on an act for Peter's family?

What do you think, folks?

Are we - to borrow the famous words of Chris Harrison - in the midst of the most dramatic season finale ever?!

What you are about to watch is something so different, so emotional, you really have to see it to believe it.

So intoned Chris Harrison early on the first part of last night's The Bachelor season finale.

For the past several years, a diligent TV blogger who goes by the name of "Reality Steve" has been digging deep and doing major legwork in order to give card-carrying members of Bachelor Nation what we want:

The most reliable Bachelor spoilers imaginable.

Bachelor Nation, it's time to breathe a deep sigh of relief.

After months of Bachelor spoilers, rumors, speculation, false starts, and dead ends, we finally know exactly how things play out in the final episodes of Peter Weber's season set to air next week.

Well, folks, we're down to the final two.

As The Bachelor spoilers and just about everybody with a pulse predicted, Peter Weber said goodbye to Victoria Fuller on Monday's episode of the ABC reality show.

Well, that was awkward.

And emotional.

If you're a Bachelor fan, then by now, you're likely aware that the show has been embroiled in yet another controversy surrounding a contestant's virginity.

Madison Prewett certainly isn't the first v-card holder to appear on TV's most sexually-charged reality show, and she likely won't be the last.

If you're a Bachelor fan, then by now, you're surely aware of the latest controversy surrounding the show -- and if social media is any indication, you've already formed a very strong opinion on the matter.

On Monday's episode, Madison Prewett issued an ultimatum to Peter Weber:

We've reached that point in Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor where producers are just dragging this thing out as long as they possibly can, and they know you won't stop watching because you've already invested so much time.

A two-hour Fantasy Suite episode with no rose ceremony? A freakin "Women Tell All" special?!

It was Fantasy Suite week on The Bachelor this week, and as The Bachelor spoilers foretold, it did not disappoint.

For Peter Weber, an emotional episode that could've been the ultimate fantasy nearly turned into a nightmare.

Well, folks, we finally made it.

It's Fantasy Suite week on The Bachelor, but it seems not everyone is feeling the love as we head into the most intimate episode of the season.

Well, the hometown dates have come and gone, which means we can finally get to the good stuff on The Bachelor.

Yes, the Fantasy Suite round on Peter Weber's season is upon us, and - Bachelor spoilers alert - it's gonna be wild.

We're getting down to the wire on The Bachelor, in many respects, there's not much to get excited about in this final stretch.

Peter's proven to be kind of unpopular, and save for wild card Victoria Fuller, his finalists are straight out of central casting.

On Hannah Brown's season of The Bachelor, Luke Parker outed himself as a sociopathic villain early on, yet he managed to hang on and make it into the final three.

This can be cited as evidence of the fact that Hannah has pretty terrible taste in men and thus, should not be given a second chance as Bachelorette, but that's a conversation for another time.

Anyone who says you can't go home again never read The Bachelor spoilers. Or watched the show for the past 15 years.

Indeed, on The Bachelor this week, Peter Weber went home again... and again... and again... and again.