Lynne Spears, Britney Spears

Lynne Spears sucks ass. That pretty much sums it up right there.

Seriously people. We love Britney Spears' train wreck behavior as much as any site and the singer herself deserves her share of the blame, but her mom has done nothing but try to cash in on Britney's fame since she was a little girl. After being estranged for much of 2006-07, Lynne Spears is now writing a tell-all book about Britney in a shameless attempt to cash in. And you wonder why Britney has gone bonkers.

Lynne Spears used to be married to Jamie Spears. They also have a daughter Jamie Lynn Spears (really, they gave her both their names - that should be considered cruel and unusual punishment) and a son, Bryan Spears.

Lynne Spears Quotes

Jamie Lynn loved the book. I started to cry because I told her, 'I wanted so much for you to like it.' And she got up and kissed me on the cheek and said, 'Mama, thank you so much.'

Lynne Spears

Was I the perfect mom? No.

Lynne Spears