Lisa Miceli is the alleged mistress of Michael Jordan. She said he was the father of her baby, even as DNA tests proved otherwise. Lisa Miceli then proceeded to call and email MJ hundreds of times for years. She sounds a little nuts. A few cards short of a full deck, if you know what we mean. We're talking Britney Spears-style wacko. From what we've read, she's got a few screws loose. We are talking about marbles being lost for real here. The lights are on, but nobody is home when it comes to Lisa Miceli.