Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton is celebrating #ThrowbackThursday a few hours early.

But she isn't doing it via some memorable or funny photos from several years ago.

Once America’s favorite troubled teen, treated with scorn and sexism, Lindsay Lohan is now our greatest export and is in a better place than ever before.

So teases the sub-headline of a New York Times profile of Lohan, who was actually once a very famous singer and actress.

It is totally, completely and awesomely on between Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan.

The former sex tape star and the ongoing trainwreck exchanged barbs online yesterday, getting the Internet excited for one of the most anticipated feud of the modern era.

Lindsay Lohan may not have a successful movie career at the moment.

Or television career.

Hey, remember a hot minute ago when Lindsay Lohan rushed to Harvey Weinstein's defense, shamed his wife for leaving him, and suggested that because Weinstein had never assaulted her, these multiple other actresses must be lying?

That was what you call a "bad take."

Lindsay Lohan has gone through a number of changes over the years.

We've seen her transform from a Disney child star to a tabloid trainwreck to Angelina Jolie aspirant who might also be a spy for the Turkish government.

Lindsay Lohan and Donald Trump have a lot in common.

Both have appeared in movies. Both are considered mentally unstable by a wide swath of well-informed individuals.

Back in 2007 -- which we're told wasn't 3 years ago but in fact 10, somehow -- Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan had some outrageous misadventures that were impossible to ignore.

Well now it sounds like the dream team is coming back together!

2016 was a magnificent year for alliances between Russia and carrot-colored pop culture relics from bygone decades. Yuuuuge, really.

Unfortunately, some of those partnerships have since fallen on hard times.

She may not make quite as many tabloid headlines as she used to, but Lindsay Lohan recently entered an interesting new phase in her career.

Apparently deciding that she's done with Hollywood about a decade after Hollywood decided it was done with her, LiLo has launched a number of new projects that range from baffling to highly illegal.