Lindsay Lohan: Is She Going Back to Jail?!
Lindsay Lohan just can't catch a damn break, can she?
Or rather, she can catch a break, but she has this awful instinct every time she gets her hands on one to set it on fire and run away screaming.
Lindsay Lohan Slams US Government, Gives Refugees Energy Drinks
As erratic as her behavior has been over the years, we usually have a pretty good idea of what's going through Lindsay Lohan's mind.
Cocaine. The answer is usually cocaine.
Lindsay Lohan and Denis Papageorgiou: Dating!
It's only been two months since Lindsay Lohan and Egor Tarababasov broke up, but it looks like she's already found herself a new dude who also has a name straight out of The Big Book of European Stereotypes.
Lindsay Lohan in Full Meltdown Mode at LOHAN Night Club
Lindsay Lohan can't catch a break - or even the attention of "fans" at the newly-opened Greek night club, LOHAN.
Watch in horror as Lindsay attempts to settle the crowd as the crowd just crows and laughs.
Lindsay Lohan: TOPLESS in Racy Deleted Photo!
Lindsay Lohan decided to go topless on Instagram just two days after Donald Trump said he wanted to bone her (which has nothing to do with Ken Bone; sorry).
Lohan shared the pic on her social media account, and just hours later, had a brief thought of remorse and removed it.
Lindsay Lohan: Screw YOURSELF, Trump!
Lindsay Lohan isn't taking Donald Trump's perverted sexposé's lying down.
As previously reported, Trump said that he wished he could have banged Lohan during her more destructive days.
Donald Trump: I Wish I Could Bang Lindsay Lohan!
Warning: the following story will make you very sad and scared for the future of the human race.
So ... how about that Donald Trump?
Lindsay Lohan: STILL Trying to Make Mean Girls Sequel Happen!
Earlier this month, the world celebrated Mean Girls Day, that holiest of holidays in which loved ones gather at their desks to tell one another the date.
(It's October 3.)
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Lindsay Lohan: Mom Dina Spills Secrets About Abusive Fiance!
As you surely remember, Lindsay Lohan spent much of this year in a severely sketchy, allegedly abusive relationship with a man named Egor Tarabasov.
No, you definitely remember -- it'll be a long, long time before you're able to forget all the horrifying details Lindsay's shared.
Lindsay Lohan Nearly Loses Finger in Horrific Accident!
Can Lindsay Lohan catch a break?!
She won't be catching one with her hand for a while now, that's for sure.