Lindsay Lohan to Ali: Party On, Sister!

Lindsay Lohan to Ali: Party On, Sister!

Ali Lohan is 15. She's too young to drive, vote, purchase tobacco products and fight in a war.

But, relax, people. Lindsay Lohan says her sister is perfecetly capable of partying late into the night. This is coming from someone who certainly knows what it takes to do that.

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Save Lindsay Lohan!

Save Lindsay Lohan!

Someone really needs to pin Lindsay Lohan down, strap her to a gurney and put her on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center before it's too late.

The following Lindsay Lohan pictures are from this October only. They show a troubled girl whose downward spiral is escalating rapidly and tragically.

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Dina Lohan to Michael Lohan: STFU About Lindsay

Dina Lohan to Michael Lohan: STFU About Lindsay

Hello? Pot? Oh, hey! This is Kettle. Just wanted to let you know you're black.

This is basically what Dina Lohan, very likely the worst mother in human history, is saying in her recent message for her ex Michael about his recent interviews.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Plastered Before, After Court

Lindsay Lohan Gets Plastered Before, After Court

Sometimes a court date really puts a damper on your party schedule - but not for long. Or at all. These things happen when you're Lindsay Lohan.

Not only was the "actress" out at Voyeur until 1:30 a.m. the night before her court date, which she was late for, but she hit the town after it, too.

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Lindsay Lohan Sucks at Fashion, Employment

Lindsay Lohan Sucks at Fashion, Employment

Bad business decisions are made all the time, but honestly, signing up Lindsay Lohan as a fashion consultant might go down as one of the all-time worst.

What did they think you were getting? If a company needed an experienced douchebag consultant, Jon Gosselin is available. That would make sense.

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Dina Lohan: Leave Lindsay Alone!

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan's first fashion collection with Ungaro bombed, to the surprise of no one. But her mom, Dina, still says her eldest daughter is "brilliant."

What are parents for if they can't vie for attention and pimp you out your entire life, turning you into an absolute train wreck provide unconditional support?

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan