Dina Lohan to Michael Lohan: STFU About Lindsay

Dina Lohan to Michael Lohan: STFU About Lindsay

Hello? Pot? Oh, hey! This is Kettle. Just wanted to let you know you're black.

This is basically what Dina Lohan, very likely the worst mother in human history, is saying in her recent message for her ex Michael about his recent interviews.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Plastered Before, After Court

Lindsay Lohan Gets Plastered Before, After Court

Sometimes a court date really puts a damper on your party schedule - but not for long. Or at all. These things happen when you're Lindsay Lohan.

Not only was the "actress" out at Voyeur until 1:30 a.m. the night before her court date, which she was late for, but she hit the town after it, too.

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Lindsay Lohan Sucks at Fashion, Employment

Lindsay Lohan Sucks at Fashion, Employment

Bad business decisions are made all the time, but honestly, signing up Lindsay Lohan as a fashion consultant might go down as one of the all-time worst.

What did they think you were getting? If a company needed an experienced douchebag consultant, Jon Gosselin is available. That would make sense.

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Dina Lohan: Leave Lindsay Alone!

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan's first fashion collection with Ungaro bombed, to the surprise of no one. But her mom, Dina, still says her eldest daughter is "brilliant."

What are parents for if they can't vie for attention and pimp you out your entire life, turning you into an absolute train wreck provide unconditional support?

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Lindsay Lohan Swears Off Nipple Slips

Lindsay Lohan Swears Off Nipple Slips

As an “artistic advisor” at Emanuel Ungaro’s runway show, Lindsay Lohan made quite an impression, and showed off maturity few knew she possessed.

Sure, the models wore Lindsay Lohan-inspired short Hollywood tramp chic pink dresses, but their blazers had heart-shaped pasties covering up nipples.

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Singapore Resoundingly Boos Lindsay Lohan

Singapore Resoundingly Boos Lindsay Lohan

As you may have heard via Hollywood blogs or her Twitter page, Lindsay Lohan was paid to host the F1 Rocks concert event in Singapore last weekend.

Well, it turns out Singapore must read plenty of celebrity gossip, because her presence wasn't exactly warmly received by the citizens of that nation.

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Lindsay Lohan: Ugly Clothing Line Model

Lindsay Lohan still can't find work on the big screen or in the recording studio.

It's shocking that no studio wants a drugged out, temperamental, attention-starved quasi lesbian to anchor any of its movies.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan