Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging a Blonde Model Named Ela Kawalec
Well, he did it.
Leonardo DiCaprio has banged so many blonde models that we're officially out of jokes about how unsurprising it is that Leonardo DiCaprio is banging a blonde model.
Chris Brown: PISSED at Rihanna For Hooking Up With Leo?!
Remember back in January of last year when rumors about Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna hooking up were all over the Internet?
Leonardo DiCaprio & Rihanna: Getting COZY at Coachella!
Past hookups always have a knack for finding their way back to you, amiright?
Chelsey Weimar: Is Leonardo DiCaprio Dating a 19-Year-Old Model?!
We hate to do this to you on a Friday, but we have news that's sure to shock you to your core and make you question everything you thought you knew about existence:
Leonardo DiCaprio is banging a model.
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Leonardo DiCaprio & Jack Black: Random Feud Alert!
As you probably know, Leonardo DiCaprio recently won his first Academy Award for his work in The Revenant.
Of Course Leo is Dating a Model Named Roxy Horner
In case you've been spent the past few days wandering the Great Plains in search of the bearded ne'er-do-well who left you for dead following a bear attack, let us be the first to inform you that Leonardo DiCaprio won his his first Academy Award on Sunday for playing a puddle of testosterone come to life in The Revenant.
After dating Kelly Rohrbach throughout most of his Oscar campaign, Leo decided to drop his model of the moment in the weeks leading up to the big night, perhaps so he could do his usual self-consciously endearing thing and bring his mom as his red carpet date.
Leonardo DiCaprio Dissed Lady Gaga, Flipped Off Academy Members?
Unless you turned off the Oscars after Stacey Dash's awkward cameo and spent the days since in a semi-comatose state of stunned disbelief, then you know that one of Hollywood's most beloved talents finally got recognized by the Academy on Sunday night.
Yes, Chris Jenkins finally took home the top prize for his many years of outstanding sound editing.
Leonardo DiCaprio: Why He Needed "Privacy" After Oscar Win
Sometimes we all just need a brief time-out from the malarkey.