As you almost certainly know by now, Kylie Jenner is officially the world's youngest "self-made" billionaire.
Like so many others, we feel compelled to put "self-made" in quotes because, let's face it -- Kylie had a lot of help in reaching her current financial status.
While it may be true that Scott Disick didn't fully appreciate his family before it fell apart, he's all about family these days.
Dating Sofia Richie seems to have made him into a better man and a better father.
It's 2019 and the Kardashians rule the world.
So, If you're one of those people who still feel the need to ask "but, like, what do they even do?" please take my little piece of advice; don't.
Various reports say that Kourtney Kardashian's new business is failing, but she's working on turning that around.
In the mean time, Kourt is earning praise for flaunting her body's stretch marks without covering them up or airbrushing them away.
Every year, it seems more and more likely that Kourtney Kardashian will quit the family show. Somehow, that day never comes.
Maybe if Kourt's latest business venture had been a smash hit, she'd drop the reality gig. Instead, it's been a colossal disappointment.
Scott Disick totally sees a future with girlfriend Sofia Richie.
He's proven to all of us that his love runs deep for the model and when the time comes for him to take that next step, he isn't scared to get down on one knee.
Another day, another Kardashian family vacation.
But this trip may be, just possibly, the most interesting yet.
This love triangle is never-ending.
And it's a hard one because we respect all parties involved.
Depending on your point of view, Kourtney Kardashian has either figured out how to co-exist and co-parent with ex-boyfriend Scott Disick...
... or she's totalluy deranged.
All good things must come to an end.
And as for Kourtney Kardashian, well she seems to be quite ready for it.
It wasn't all that long ago that the prospect of Scott Disick surviving to 36 seemed uncertain.
In the wake of his split from Kourtney Kardashian, Disick basically hit the self-destruct button on his life.
Most parents will tell you that they don't have a favorite child.
But usually, once they've downed a few glasses of fermented truth juice, they'll be honest and admit that one offspring is head and shoulders above the rest.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians aired a new episodes on Sunday night.
But you're forgiven if you were unaware or too preoccupied too watch, considering at least one other television option available to HBO subscribers.
Well, we certainly didn't see this one coming.
After years of agonizing on-again, off-again drama, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick did the world a favor when they called it quits for good.
Last week, we showed you a Keeping Up With The Kardashians sneak peek in which Khloe snapped at Kourtney after very little taunting.
On Sunday night's episode, we saw that this squabble was just the tip of the iceberg.
On this weekend's Keeping Up With The Kardashians, viewers will see Kourtney bait Khloe into SNAPPING.
In real time, Kourtney's still basking in the aftermath of her 40th birthday. But she can't help but wonder if she made a huge mistake in her 30s.
