Kimberly Stewart as Snow White

Kimberly Stewart is the daughter of Rod Stewart. She's like a less famous, even more pointless version of Kim Kardashian. This is a socialite that has no real talent, except to hook up with celebrities such as Jude Law and Cisco Adler. We didn't say she had good taste, either.

Can't you at least make a sex tape, Kimberly Stewart? Come on girl, you know you want to. Give us some reason to write about you!