Long before she became a mother of four and the world's first billionaire MILF, Kim Kardashian was famous for one thing -- her gloriously curvaceous figure.
(Okay, two things if you count the sex tape that brought that figure to the world's attention.)
During their marriage, Kim Kardashian once revealed that Kanye West picked out her clothes for her.
This was an incredibly douchey move on Kanye's part for at least two reasons:
It's a question that has plagued mankind since the dawn of civilization -- or at least for the past two or three years.
Who is the hottest member of the Kardashian-Jenner family?
Last week, the entire Kardashian clan traveled to Turks and Caicos to celebrate Stormi Webster's third birthday.
Such lavish affairs are nothing new for Kylie Jenner's daughter, and since her mom is the world's youngest self-made billionaire, the festivities probably won't be stopping anytime soon.
As we reported earlier this week, the entire Kardashian-Jenner clan is vacationing in Lake Tahoe at the moment, and fans aren't quite sure what to make of it.
Is this another case of the Kar-Jenners reminding us they don't care about Covid-19, or are they exercising an abundance of caution and quarantining together -- a safe distance from LA -- in order to ensure that they're able to celebrate Christmas together?
As you've probably heard by now, Kim Kardashian flew her entire family to Tahiti for her 40th birthday.
And while we're sure she enjoyed the sun and sand (although it's not like those things are hard to find in Southern California), we're guessing Kim is regretting the trip these days.
If some time traveler came to you in 2007 and told you that Kim Kardashian would still be one of the most famous women in the world as she entered her forties, you probably would have thought they were crazy.
(And if they shared some of the other details of 2020, you probably would have run away screaming.)
We probably don't need to tell you that 2020 has been a hard year for just about everyone who's currently drawing breath (through a CDC-approved facial-covering, of course).
But it's been a particularly rough one for Kim Kardashian.
The sight of Kim Kardashian naked or in a partial state of undress is not an uncommon one.
But if the popularity of modern superhero movies has taught us anything, it's that people want nothing more than to see the same exact thing over and over again.
With Kylie Jenner working hard these days to regain the bikini body that has earned her over 100 million Instagram followers, Kim Kardashian is here with a message.
And it goes something like this:
Even if you don't follow her on social media, you're probably aware that Kim Kardashian posts bikini pics like it's her job.
Which is fitting, because in a way, it is her job.
If you know literally anything about her, you know that Kim Kardashian's butt is the most famous in the world.
Hell, at this point, it's basically a star in its own right.
At this point in her career, Kim Kardashian bikini photos aren't exactly headline-grabbers.
After all, it was the Kim Kardashian sex tape that brought her to fame, and in the decade since that cinematic classic first hit the web, we've seen Kim in just about every state of undress imaginable.
We hope you're sitting down, because we're about to Danza slap you with news that will rock you to your very core:
Kylie Jenner took a bikini selfie and posted it on social media.
Over the past few months, Ariel Winter has gone from supporting player on a long-running sitcom to full-blown star in her own right.
Sure, Ariel's Instagram photos get a lot of attention, but unlike many celebs her age, Ms. Winter is also known for her strong views on a number of important matters, which she expresses eloquently and without shame:
It looks like fat camp has paid off for Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian, who is known for being famous for no d*mn good reason, is making her rounds in the intellectual circuit. Yeah, you read that correctly.
On June 30, Kim will lecture about the objectification of women in media (you read that correctly, too ... she is really giving a lecture on this topic).
You know, Kim Kardashian, we were just starting to give you props.
You dedicate time to children with cancer. You are executive producing a documentary to raise awareness for mental health issues.
Kim Kardashian refuses to give up.
When Kim Kardashian broke the Internet, it's because the world was shocked by the size of her massive badonkadonk.
Not everyone can both sit on theirs and set a glass of champagne on it. That's talent.
Kim Kardashian really does have it rough.
The poor reality star just can't shake those extra 15-20 pounds of body weight, complaining that her butt and hips are huge and not being helped any when sister Kylie Jenner temps her with carbs.
THIS JUST IN: Kim Kardashian has enormous boobs and she likes to post photos of herself in a bikini.
The reality star has confirmed this shocking news with yet another bathing-suit based picture from her vacation in Mexico, where she's been lying around in the sun while husband Kanye West records music and daughter North West walks.
Her marriage to Kanye West may be over, but Kim Kardashian remains under... the sun!
Yes, the reality star is back with another Mexican bikini photo.
Kim Kardashian has given fans two more looks at her bikini body in Mexico.
Shortly after showing off her #LovelyLadyLumps while lounging around, the reality star took to Instagram again on Friday and made it clear that she doesn't need to return to her #SkinnyDays.
