Khloe Kardashian would like to make something very clear.
You wanna drag Tristan Thompson's name through the mud? Go right ahead. That guy is a cheater and a liar and a total loser who only has an NBA title because he played with LeBron James.
Long before Tristan Thompson was cheating on his pregnant girlfriend, Khloe Kardashian, he was cheating on his pregnant girlfriend, Jordan Craig.
... With Khloe. The guy has a pretty simple pattern of behavior, but fans love him anyway.
In George Orwell's classic novel 1984, protagonist Winston Smith is tasked with literally erasing and rewriting the past as part of his work for a government agency known as the Ministry of Truth.
We wouldn't go so far as to say that Khloe Kardashian was inspired by Orwell, but she is living her best techno-dystopia life by digitally erasing all traces of her douche bag baby daddy.
For the past two weeks, Lamar Odom has been in the news thanks to a scandalous new memoir in which he reveals, among other things, that he threatened to kill Khloe Kardashian and cheated on her constantly during their brief marriage.
But on Sunday night, fans were reminded that while Lamar might be the OG, Tristan Thompson is the most recent basketball player to ruin Khloe's life.
Khloe Kardashian is sick, tired and simply not going to take it anymore.
For some reason, over the past several days, chatter has intensified over the reality star's relationship with Scott Disick.
In his new memoir, Lamar Odom admits to cheating on Khloe Kardashian a lot and even threatening to kill her on at least one occasion.
And yet...
Lamar Odom has been in rare form lately.
Actually, he probably behaves like this quite often, but we don't know about it because the world collectively decided to stop paying attention to Lamar sometime around 2016.
Lamar Odom has a memoir to promote, and apparently, that's very bad news for Khloe Kardashian.
You see, Lamar is well aware that despite his many years in the NBA, his marriage to Khloe and the meltdown that followed remain the most interesting parts of his life.
As we reported earlier, Scott Disick turned 36 over the weekend, and a surprisingly large segment of the KarJenner clan turned out to celebrate.
Some fans were surprised by the guest list, as Scott and Kourtney Kardashian went their separate ways back in 2015.
We're just days away from the publication of Lamar Odom's tell-all memoir, From Darkness to Light.
And that's a very good thing, because we're not sure how many more bombshell preview excerpts we can stand!
Lamar Odom's new book Darkness To Light is set to release next week.
But it's not like we actually need to take the time to read it ... we already know all the good, juicy parts.
