Katy Perry

Oh, what a beautiful day for some shade!

And also, as it turns out, it's a beautiful day to hear Katy Perry just rip the hell out of Taylor Swift.

Remember back in the day, about this time last year, when Taylor Swift's relationship with Calvin Harris was coming to a most dramatic end?

It seems like just yesterday Katy Perry released her fourth studio album, Prism. 

That album was released in 2013, and we're feeling a little old. Naturally, fans have been questioning when the 32-year-old will drop her fifth album.

It's been a tough week for Katy Perry.

The singer, who previously seemed to enjoy her rival Taylor Swift's PR nightmares, is now experiencing a public image crisis of her own.

Katy Perry has long been a vocal proponent of LGBT rights, but she's also been criticized for a lack of sensitivity and understanding on issues affecting the community.

Early songs such as "I Kissed a Girl" and "Ur So Gay" have been slammed for, respectively, fetishizing and denigrating homosexuality, and this week finds Katy under fire for allegedly turning her back on a segment of the population she claims to support.

John Mayer is in the midst of some sort of douchiness apology tour.

The idea is to make the public forgive him for his many years of being a douche, but ironically, the whole venture is tremendously douchey.

Twenty years from now, when you're enjoying a dinner of roast cockroach at the tree stump that serves as your kitchen table, your children will ask about what led to this moment, and you'll finally have to tell them about the election of 2016.

You won't want to leave anything out:

Okay, before you get too upset and try to get the president on the phone only to get stuck listening to Steve Bannon's drunken ramblings about the deconstruction of the administrative state, let us clarify one very important thing:

Katy Perry is not in any sort of danger.

As we all know by now, Katy Perry once kissed a girl...

... and she liked it!

At this point, Katy Perry has been around so long that it just kind of feels like she's always been there, doesn't it?

But we can't forget that the very first time we met Katy was nine years ago, when she told us all about how she kissed a girl ... and she liked it.

Is Katy Perry trying to be Miley Cyrus?

If her recent Instagram posts are to be believed, then possibly. 

Earlier today, we reported that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have broken up after about one year of dating.

The former couple issued a joint statement assuring fans that the split was entirely mutual and amicable, and that Katy and Orlando would remain close friends.

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are no longer dating.

But this doesn't mean that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are no longer getting along.

Britney Spears has fired back at Katy Perry once again.

At least we'd like to think that's the case.

On the red carpet of the 2017 Grammy Awards on Sunday night, Katy Perry threw some shade at Britney Spears.

And Britney has now responded by lounging around in some sun.

Yesterday, we reported on the rumor that Katy Perry is engaged to Orlando Bloom.

Like every celebrity couple, Orlaty has been the subject of marriage rumors pretty much from the start of their relationship, but this time around, there's actually reason to believe that they're soon to get hitched.

It's easy to forget, but Katy Perry was married once before, to the forgotten Tim Burton-Keith Richards love-child known as Russell Brand.

It didn't work out, because it was a marriage to Russell Brand, but apparently the experience didn't sour Katy on the institution of marriage.

Bravo bigwig and Watch What Happens Live! host Andy Cohen has a new memoir out, and naturally, it's filled with the kind of gossip that will have stars chucking into their giant roaring fireplaces, a la Citizen Kane.

Sure there are some Bravo-lebrities acting like Bravo-lebrities, but there are also some A-listers letting their true colors show.

Katy Perry loves Hillary Clinton.

Like really, honestly, sincerely loves her.