As you've likely heard by now, Meghan Markle welcomed her first child this morning.
Obviously, it's glorious news, and the whole world is sharing in the happiness of the Duchess of Sussex and her husband, Prince Harry, who's overjoyed at becoming a father.
Kate Middleton and Prince William have now been married for eight years.
The Royal Couple was honored on Monday by those around them for achieving this milestone, nearly a decade after they exchanged vows at Westminster Abbey in London.
Earlier today, several media outlets (including this one) reported that Meghan Markle might be in labor.
It remains to be seen if that was the really the case or if it was merely a false alarm originating in the British tabloids -- and it could be several weeks before we find out for sure, as Meghan and Harry have made it clear they plan to protect their newborn's privacy.
Feud?
Based on their public appearance today and the looks on their faces while they talked and posed in front of photographers, Kate Middleton and Prince Harry have only one thing to say in response to this question:
Earlier this month, news of Prince William's alleged affair with Rose Hanbury shocked royal-watchers the world over.
This week, the dust has settled a bit, no doubt thanks in large part to William's efforts to bury the story.
As you've likely heard by now, Kensington Palace is embroiled in a scandal so severe it makes the uproar over Prince Harry's marriage to Meghan Markle look like high tea with the Queen.
It all started with reports that Kate Middleton is feuding with Rose Hanbury, a member of the British nobility and one of her closest friends.
Despite Prince William's attempts to bury the story, by now, you've probably heard about the biggest royal scandal to rock Buckingham Palace since the days of Charles and Diana.
It all started with reports of a feud between Kate Middleton and Rose Hanbury, a longtime friend of Kate's who lives just a few miles from Cambridges' country home, Anmer Hall.
A shocking but widely believed report claims that Prince William was caught cheating on Kate Middleton while she was pregnant.
Subsequent reports have explained how this shook up the royal family and how family friends and eventually tabloids learned about it.
If you've been tracking the royal gossip these past few days, you know that Kensington Palace has been working hard to bury a story that simply refuses to go away.
It all started with reports of a feud between Kate Middleton and her former friend, Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley.
Folks, we have reason to believe some very ugly business is taking place within the royal family these days.
As is so often the case with this sort of thing, the truth probably isn't as wild as some of the most over-the-top tabloid reports would have us believe - but if even half of what we're hearing is accurate, Buckingham Palace had better brace itself for a generation-defining scandal.
Unexpected (and rather suspicious) news out of London today, as The Sun is reporting that Meghan Markle will no longer be permitted to wear jewelry from the royal collection that had previously belonged to Princess Diana.
Interestingly, the report indicates that the ban applies only to Meghan -- and Kate Middleton is still allowed to wear Lady Di's jewels.
At some point during the last two years, the British Royal Family went from a stuffy outmoded institution to the world's most entertaining reality soap opera.
It may have started with the feud between Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle, but these days, the drama has reached absurd new heights.
Well, it looks as though Kate Middleton's latest rivalry is making tabloib headlines across the pond.
No, we're not talking about Kate's feud with Meghan Markle -- believe it or not, that cold war seems to have been resolved.
For months now, we've been receiving endless reports of a feud between Meghan Marle and Kate Middleton.
While the causes of the alleged rift vary depending on the source, accounts seemed to concur that the duchesses were unable to get along for quite a long time.
By now, we're sure you've heard reports about the ongoing feud between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton.
Kate and Meg have not addressed the rumors publicly because they're both royals and grown-ass women, but the British tabloid press has been treating this thing like the Kennedy assassination combined with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
For months now, rumors of a feud between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton have been circulating non-stop.
While reasons for the alleged rivalry vary according to the source, the consensus seems to be that the duchesses had a falling out at some point in the past year and have yet to recover.
Rumors that Kate Middleton is pregnant with her fourth child have been circulating pretty much since the time the duchess gave birth to her third child.
But so far, all of them have proven to be inaccurate.
If you follow the British Royal Family at all, then you're probably familiar with the rumors of a feud between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton.
There's considerable disagreement among royal "sources" as to what caused the feud, but everyone seems to agree that the duchesses are not exactly BFFs.
For months now, reports of a feud between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton have dominated British tabloid headlines.
Usually, such reports of royal head-butting turn out to be nonsense, but in the case of the warring duchesses, there's reason to believe.
Though Meghan Markle's deranged half-sister has plans to overshadow the Royal Birth, Meghan is just focused on preparing for her baby.
Towards that end, she and Harry are enduring a sea of chaos as their new home is made ready.
Kensington Palace spends an awful amount of time overseeing negative comments directed towards Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton.
The amount of social media backlash is honestly tiring.
There's a lot to envy about the life of Kate Middleton
She lives the pampered life of an A-list celebrity, but unlike the Kim Kardashians of the world, Kate isn't forced to constantly chase clout by posting selfies or living her life out on camera.
For months, it seemed as though the British tabloids were unconcerned with anything other than the alleged feud between Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle.
With the amount of ink spilled on the subject, you would think Kate and Meg had been taunting each other in Conor McGregor-style press conferences before stepping into the ring for a 12-round grudge match.
