Martin Shkreli Attempts to Purchase Sole Rights to New Kanye West Album, Remains Evil Douche

Martin Shkreli Attempts to Buy Sole Rights to New Kanye Album

Former pharmaceutical exec and noted penis hole Martin Shkreli took his campaign to become the real-life incarnation of a Mr. Burns-like cartoonish supervillain to a new level moments ago, announcing on Twitter that he'd like to purchase the sole rights to Kanye West's long-anticipated seventh studio album, The Life of Pablo.

Failing that, Shkreli says, he at least wants to prevent the record from being released on time. 

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Kanye West to Puma: Kylie Jenner is MINE!!!

Kanye West to Puma: Kylie Jenner is MINE!!!

Kanye West's new album, Swish Waves T.L.O.P., drops tomorrow, which means the man has been even more hungry for media attention than usual.

That may help explain why Yeezy's Twitter page has been an embarrassing mess lately.

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Kanye West Biography

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Kanye West Quotes

Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing... He's a real f---in' person; he makes mistakes.

Kanye West

Yo, Taylor. I'm really happy for you. I'mma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.

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