Amber Heard & Elon Musk: Dating?!
Back in September, several media outlets reported that Amber Heard was essentially homeless following her disastrous split from Johnny Depp.
That's probably an exaggeration, but it seems that Heard's financial situation was indeed pretty dire in the wake of her divorce.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard: Divorce Finalized!
Doesn't it seem like years and years since Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp, citing Johnny's alleged violent tendencies as the reason she couldn't stay married to him?
It hasn't been years, of course -- it's just been about seven months -- but the messiness really drags things out, doesn't it?
Johnny Depp: Amber Heard Doesn't Want a Divorce!
Back in August, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard finalized their divorce with terms that were reportedly amenable to both parties.
After the deal was reached, however, in an unexpected twist, Heard announced that she would donate her settlement to charity.
Johnny Depp: Amber Heard is Using Me to Stay Famous!
Remember when we thought the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard had been settled, and both sides would be able to move on with their lives?
Yes, it was a simpler time, when the world occasionally made sense, and Donald Trump was just a ex-reality show host with delusions of grandeur.
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Johnny Depp: Refusing to Finalize Amber Heard Divorce Deal?
Back in August, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard reached a settlement after one of the ugliest celebrity divorce battles in recent memory.
However, like every other development in the bitter breakup, the deal was quickly revealed to be more far more complicated than it initially seemed.
Amber Heard: Stiffing Charities Out of Divorce Settlement Cash?!
Shortly after Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp, it became clear that the situation would be much uglier than your typical celebrity split.
Depp was accused of domestic violence, and Heard's camp painted a picture of the beloved actor as a drunken abusive monster.
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Lily-Rose Depp's career is taking off in a big way, and the 17-year-old actress, model, and daughter of Johnny seems to be on the verge of becoming a household name in her own right.
Sure, like any teen she's made some mistakes, but fortunately, no one watches Kevin Smith movies, so she should have no trouble bouncing back from the atrocity that was Yoga Hosers.
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Johnny Depp may or may not have been involved in the Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt divorce.
There may or may not be a chance that Depp and Jolie actually hook up in the wake of the latter's split from her husband of two years.
Angelina Jolie Divorce Shocker: Is Johnny Depp Involved?!
Fact: Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt because, as rumor has it, Brad may have gotten too aggressive with one of their children.
Another fact: Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp earlier this year, making some pretty serious, pretty damning allegations that he abused her.
Amber Heard: Homeless Because of Johnny Depp?!
Now that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have reached a divorce settlement they can both move on without any fear of fans and news outlets continuing to scrutinize their failed marriage, right?
Ha! Welcome to the 21st century, naive hypothetical reader!
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As you've no doubt heard by now, Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp back in May, claiming that the iconic actor had been verbally and physically abusive throughout their 15 month relationship.
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Amber Heard Lays Legal Smackdown on Johnny Depp!
It's been over a week since Johnny Depp and Amber Heard reached a divorce settlement, but it looks like these the legal head-butting shows no signs of letting up.
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Johnny Depp to Amber Heard: I'm Calling Your Charity Bluff!
After months of increasingly ugly legal wrangling, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard reached a divorce settlement last week.
But just because their lawyers have worked things out, that doesn't mean these two are finished pleading their cases in the court of public opinion.
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp Divorce Case: Settled!
Just like that... it's all over for Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
Billy Bob Thornton: Huh? I Never Banged Amber Heard!
Billy Bob Thornton is not shy when talking about his sexual conquests, or his desired sexual conquests.
Case in point: He once came out and said a "lifelong goal" is to sleep with Jennifer Aniston.
Amber Heard: Johnny Depp Cut Off His Own Finger During a Tantrum!
The ongoing Johnny Depp-Amber Heard divorce drama may have officially reached peak insanity.