John Mayer With Long Hair

John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut.

The cheesy musician has become a major celebrity gossip target in recent years, bringing such things upon himself in many cases. After all, when you pen crappy songs like he does, then act like a frickin' tool parading around down like you are some awesome star, you are just asking for it.

But despite his douchebag-like qualities, we are forced to give John Mayer at least a little credit.

Why? He has boned a ton of hot girls. Just look at the list of his exes below. What a travesty.

No clue what Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly, along with probably many more ladies, were thinking in letting Mayer tap their booties, but what can you do.

People make mistakes. Bad ones. The douchebag went on to repay Jessica by telling Playboy alllllll about tapping what he felt was a mighty fine piece of a$$, which he compared to crack, even "sexual napalm."

Perez Hilton suggests that John Mayer is bisexual, as evidenced by the celebrity blogger hooking up with him. LOL. No word on whether it actually happened, but it's a quality rumor.

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer