26 Stars Who Are Somehow the Same Age Apparently

26 Stars Who Are Somehow the Same Age Apparently

As the sports saying goes, Father Time is undefeated. Everybody ages eventually, even Hollywood's rich and famous and attention-seeking reality TV stars.

Not all celebrities are created equal, however. 35 in Hollywood is not the same as 35 in McIntyre, Ga., as the side-by-side photo comparison below illustrates.

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Celebrity Weddings of 2014: Who Walked Down the Aisle With the Most Swag?

Celebrity Weddings of 2014: Who Did It Best?

It was a big year for celebrity weddings. 

2014 saw the formation of a volatile new A-list power couple, and gave us two of the world's most famous divorcees taking the plunge for the second time.

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13 Couples Who Were Doomed by Reality TV ... Among Other Things

13 Couples Who Were Doomed by Reality TV ... Among Other Things

On the most recent season of True Tori, viewers watched in abject horror as Tori Spelling cried multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two head cases, considering the latter is an admittedly depressed, cheating alcoholic and the former is, well, Tori Spelling?

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Dane Cook: Jessica Simpson is Dumb! I Banged Hundreds of College Chicks!

Dane Cook: Jessica Simpson is Dumb! I Banged Hundreds of College Chicks!

Remember Dane Cook? He was the briefly popular bromedian who disappeared after being busted for stealing much of his act from other comics.

These days, Dane is launching a comeback (hopefully with original material), and he sat down with Andy Cohen last night to promote his upcoming standup special that we're guessing is titled Dane Cook: Still a Douche!

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Jessica Simpson: Dessert Beauty Launch Party
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson