Jennifer Aniston

Ever since Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced that it was over, rumors have been flying as fans wondered what happened.

The same rumors that the couple hoped to avoid.

It's the dreariest month of the year; football season is over; and your aunt Sharon is suddenly an expert on assault weapons, and she's got the Facebook posts to prove it.

Needless to say, things are pretty bleak.

As you've no doubt heard by now, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have broken up after just two and a half years of marriage.

On social media and in the tabloids, you can find countless theories about why the actors decided to call it quits, but Jen and Justin have been mum on the issue.

For most people out there, it's shocking but it's true: 

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are headed for a divorce.

The marriage between Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston really is over.

On Thursday night, the actor and actress released a joint statement confirming that they were going their separate ways after two years as husband and wife.

After two and a half years of marriage, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced today that they have separated.

The couple shared the news with fans in a joint statement released by her longtime publicist Stephen Huvane.

2018 is still very young, but it's already demonstrated that it has a lot in common with most two-week-olds--namely, it's obnoxious, and it produces a whole lot of sh-t.

Right out of the gate, this year has been giving 2017 a run for its money for the title of Most Excruciating Trip Around the Sun.

As you've no doubt heard by now, Brad Pitt is a single man, having separated from Angelina Jolie back in September of 2016.

His first wife, Jennifer Aniston, is very much not single, having married Justin Theroux in 2015.

It's been 15 months since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie separated, and during that time, the tabloid press has linked Brad to just about every actress in Hollywood, with the possible exception of Betty White.

So it was only a matter of time before rumors of Pitt getting back together with his most famous ex began to make their way across the media landscape.

It feels like a lifetime ago that Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston to pursue a scandalous romance with his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, Angelina Jolie.

In case you recently emerged from a decade-long coma, it didn't work out, and Pitt and Jolie separated last year after 10 years and 40,000 kids together.

Jennifer Aniston sure can be a gem, right?

She helped give us the eternal gift that is Friends, her marriage and subsequent divorce with Brad Pitt gave us some of the greatest gossip in the history of gossip.

Jennifer Aniston tries.

She really does.

Justin Theroux has sent a direct message to Brad Pitt.

And it goes something like this:

According to a recent report, Angelina Jolie kept her six kids from Brad Pitt on Father's Day.

Sources say the actress jetted down to Africa with the children, planning the trip to coincide with the annual holiday of appreciation for their famous dad.

Brad Pitt is not an alcoholic.

The actor has not come out and labeled himself as such, although he has opened up in recent interviews like never before about his drinking.

As much as Betty and Veronica, Ginger and Mary Ann, or Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston represent (at least on a superficial level) two very different archetypes of feminity.

They're both accomplished, intelligent, beautiful women, but from the outsider's perspective, they seem to bring very different vibes to the relationship table:

As you've no doubt heard by now, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt back in September, a move reportedly spurred by a confrontation between Brad and his eldest son aboard a private jet.

You're probably also aware that Jennifer Aniston married Justin Theroux back in 2015 in a low key ceremony held in the couple's backyard.

Hollywood is a small place and stars who wouldn't seem to share enough in common to sustain 10 minutes of cocktail party small talk often form close friendships for no other reason than that they're both rich and famous.

Just like in high school, some people are deemed cool enough to move seamlessly between cliques, and it should come as no surprise that Jennifer Aniston is one such social butterfly, beloved by both A-listers and reality stars alike.

Jennifer Aniston  -- shy, unassuming Jennifer Aniston -- just dropped a bomb that she's a card-carrying member of the famed celebrity mile high club!

In an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Aniston revealed that she had sex in a plane ... with the pilot ... and joked that she even did it with a copilot and flight attendant, too. 

Jennifer Aniston went from mildly pathetic and whiny to ... pretty endearing? 

Can someone please explain when that happened?