Jenelle Evans: Kailyn Lowry Has a Big Lesbian Crush On Me!
When the Kailyn Lowry-Jenelle Evans feud started up again last week, we predicted it would turn ugly in a hurry.
But we didn't think the situation would get this bad this quickly.
When the Kailyn Lowry-Jenelle Evans feud started up again last week, we predicted it would turn ugly in a hurry.
But we didn't think the situation would get this bad this quickly.
Folks, this situation is getting ugly.
Granted, the Jenelle Evans-Kailyn Lowry feud has always been ugly, but these days, the moms have gone nuclear in their attacks on one another.
Here we go again.
Another round of the never-ending Jenelle Evans-Kailyn Lowry feud is upon us, and the whole thing is just as exhausting as ever.
We probably don't need to tell you there's a whole lot wrong with Jenelle Evans.
Jenelle is an abuser and a bigot who has repeatedly placed her children in harm's way so that she could pursue her own selfish choices.
Jenelle Evans will never be a favorite among Teen Mom 2 fans.
She's just given the people too much to hate over the course of her decade in the spotlight.
Ever since Jenelle Evans got back together with David Eason back in February, fans have been bracing themselves for disaster.
After all, it was only a year ago that David killed Jenelle's dog during one of his infamous rages -- an incident which sparked a CPS investigation that temporarily cost Evans custody of her kids.
You might be going a bit stir crazy in lockdown, but look at this another opportunity to remind yourself that things could always be worse.
For example, you could be Jenelle Evans.
Over the weekend, Jenelle Evans and her family celebrated Mother's Day at a beach near her home in North Carolina.
Despite the long history of violence and abuse within the Evans-Eason clan, it seemed that both parents were able to set aside their seething rage long enough for everyone to enjoy the day.
Shortly after Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2 last year, she finally packed up her kids and fled her abusive marriage to David Eason.
Unfortunately, it later turned out that either the move was a ploy to get Evans re-hired by MTV, or she simply decided that her loneliness was more important than her children's safety.
When Jenelle Evans separated from David Eason we briefly enjoyed a glimmer of hoped that he bigoted 31-year-old would soon disappear from public life entirely.
After all, David achieved infamy only by riding Jenelle's coattails, so it made sense that he would eventually lurch back into obscurity once she took the kids and fled to safety.
It's been said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
If that's the case, then Jenelle Evans should probably be locked away in a padded cell somewhere.
Longtime Teen Mom 2 fans will recognize the name Tori Rhyne from her rollercoaster, decade-long friendship with the show's most notorious trainwreck, Jenelle Evans.
Jenelle famously kicked the crap out of Tori in the early days of her fame, and the video helped cement Teen Mom's place as one of the messiest franchises on TV.
Jenelle Evans does not always tell the truth.
This is a stunning statement, we know.
Ever since Jenelle Evans got fired from MTV, she's been hinting at bigger and better projects that'll make her old bosses realize how wrong they were to doubt her.
To the surprise of absolutely no one, of course, each of these projects has been a total bust thus far.
It's been over a year since Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2, and during that time, her efforts to cling to relevancy and avoid getting a real job have become increasingly desperate.
Things started out somewhat promisingly with Evans launching her own line of cosmetics.
Jenelle Evans may or may not have been caught stealing money from charity this month.
But the former Teen Mom star was definitely caught at a hair salon over the weekend ...
Folks, Jenelle Evans is getting desperate.
And as is the case with all of TV's violent, sociopathic anti-heroes -- your Tony Sopranos, your Walter Whites -- when Jenelle Evans gets desperate bad things usually happen.
Last week, we reported on Jenelle Evans' latest scheme in her never-ending campaign to avoid getting a real job.
Jenelle joined Cameo, a service that enables fans to purchase personalized video greetings from their favorite celebrities.
Here we go again.
As part of her never-ending campaign to avoid getting a real job, Jenelle Evans has launched yet another social media partnership.
It makes sense that Jenelle Evans would be a little bitter about losing her spot on the Teen Mom 2 cast.
After all, when Evans got fired by MTV, she lost much more than just a job.