Kailyn Lowry is pregnant.
Very, very pregnant.
Just last week, Jenelle Evans' husband, David Eason, was arrested twice in one 48-hour period.
The first arrest was for a failure to appear in court, but the second was a far more dramatic affair.
Things just keep getting worse for Jenelle Evans.
We've reached the point where when we hear of a development that sounds like good news for Jenelle, we begin waiting for the inevitable twist that will transform it into yet another minor tragedy in the life of the Carolina Swamp Queen.
Well, it sounds like summer is off to an interesting start on the stretch of backwoods North Carolina swamp that Jenelle Evans and David Eason have obnoxiously dubbed "The Land."
It's come to our attention that there's some confusion over how many children Jenelle Evans has.
To be fair, there may be several reasons for this:
Pretty much any time the menace to society that is David Eason says or does anything, you can bet it'll be ridiculous.
Last week, former Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans' terrible husband, David Eason, was arrested twice in one 48-hour period.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason currently seem to be going through a bit of a rough patch in their marriage.
We know, we know, they go through rough patches nearly every other day.
Amid the nationwide protests in response to the police murders of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor, a light has been shined on aspects of racial inequality in this country that may otherwise have gone unnoticed by mainstream media.
This has led to some public figures being fired for racist comments or activities.
Folks, Jenelle Evans is having a tough time these days.
Yes, pretty much everyone is having a tough time these days, but we invite you to forget your own problems for a moment and revel in Jenelle's misfortunes, because they're totally self-created, and she deserves every one of them.
Back in February, Jenelle Evans got back together with David Eason, despite the fact that he'd spent years frightening her children for sport, and he capped off his reign ot terror by murdering her freakin' dog.
Fans anticipated disaster because -- well, that's just the sort of prediction people make when you welcome a dog-murdering sociopath back into your life.
These are tense times in America, and many public figures are showing their true colors with their reactions to the police murder of George Floyd and the resulting protests that have sprung up in cities all over America.
And not surprisingly, folks with long, well-documented histories of bigotry and prejudice -- folks like Jenelle Evans -- are not faring particularly well in the court of public opinion.
Remember when Jenelle Evans tried to become a makeup mogul?
If not, believe us when we say the whole debacle was every bit as funny as it sounds.
