Jenelle Evans

We've known for quite some time that David Eason is a racist moron.

After all, the man has made very little effort to conceal his bigotry over the years.

Can you believe it's only been a year since Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2?

So many things have happened since then -- arrests, restraining orders, assaults.

If you follow her on social media, you known that Jenelle Evans has been having more meltdowns than usual in recent weeks.

And that's really saying something, because she was already flipping out about two to three times a day, on average.

Have you ever known someone who named their kid something really crazy, like X Æ A-12, and when anyone makes fun of it, they accuse that person of mocking a child?

Obviously, the argument is foolish; it makes no sense, and it's a very immature way of deflecting criticism.

Before we delve into the latest controversy surrounding Jenelle Evans, it's important for us to clarify a few crucial points:

Things may have been different back when she could afford to buy friends, but these days, we're pretty sure no one other than Jenelle Evans would say that Jenelle Evans is a good mom.

Folks, it looks like it's been a busy couple of days on the Swamp!

Jenelle Evans and David Eason have both been in damage control mode this week, and it looks more and more like those long quarantined days at home are starting to take a psychological toll.

Mackenzie McKee took a break a few days ago from talking about her troubled marriage.

And focused instead on a pair of former Teen Mom cast members.

For some people, too much free time can be a truly terrible thing.

Take Jenelle Evans, for example.

If you follow her on social media, you're probably aware that Jenelle Evans is broke.

Her every post reeks of desperation as the former reality star launches a series of increasingly ill-conceived business ventures and inks sponsored content deals that are inevitably torpedoed when the company in question catches wind of her scandalous past.

For years, Jenelle Evans has claimed that she's a great mom, and anyone who thinks otherwise has been brainwashed by MTV.

But her actions tend to betray her, especially these days, as Jenelle is desperate for cash and willing to do anything -- including dumping off her kids and flying cross-country in the middle of a pandemic -- in order to make a buck.

Jenelle Evans has been trying to rehabilitate her image in recent months.

Unfortunately, despite living in the spotlight since she was in her teens, the former Teen Mom 2 star seems to have no idea about how to interact with the public.

Prior to the advent of social media, you came across memories of old social gatherings only when you stumbled upon a shoebox of faded Polaroids in the back of your closet.

If, like Jenelle Evans, you were in the habit of getting blackout drunk at parties, these festivities were otherwise buried by the sands of time.

Ever since Jenelle Evans got back together with David Eason, it's been one disaster after another on The Land.

And we'd be lying if we said we don't find the whole mess gloriously entertaining!

Ever since Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, there's been much speculation about the former reality star's finances.

It's been rumored that Jenelle is broke, which would make sense, considering she and David Eason are raising three children with no visible means of support.