Jenelle Evans

Now that 130,000 Americans are dead, and infection rates are spiking all over the country, you might think that even the most stalwart coronavirus deniers would begin to see the light.

But some folks have nothing to hold onto except their own ignorance, and not surprisingly, Jenelle Evans is one of them.

Jenelle Evans is getting desperate, y'all.

The former Teen Mom 2 star has been unemployed for over a year; she's supporting three kids and a deadbeat husband, and to make matters worse, now she now has tax trouble, too.

Jenelle Evans has said some pretty ridiculous things during her time in the spotlight.

Remember when she tried to tell her lawyer that she couldn't go to jail because she had to go to a Kesha concert instead?

Many Americans are experiencing hard times these days.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason fall into the category of those who were hit hard by 2020, but there are at least two reasons why we don't feel bad for them:

These are tense times in America, and many celebrities and public figures are worried about saying or doing something that would add to the suffering of those who are already most affected by this tumultuous state of affairs.

And then there's Jenelle Evans, who's still just spewing word vomit to the delight of people who enjoy roasting her with replies.

Jenelle Evans has been having a tough time lately.

Granted, Jenelle is pretty much always having a tough time, but she's really been ratcheting up the drama in recent weeks.

Last week, David Eason was arrested twice in one 48-hour period.

That's not terribly shocking, as David Eason is a menace to society to who should probably be permanently locked away in a dungeon somewhere.

Earlier this month, Jenelle Evans announced the launch of Jenelle's World, a subscription-based website where Jenelle superfans could "connect" with the former Teen Mom 2 star like never before.

Jenelle promised endless hours of exclusive content, interaction with fans, and daily updates on all her shady swamp shenanigans.

Kailyn Lowry is pregnant.

Very, very pregnant.

Just last week, Jenelle Evans' husband, David Eason, was arrested twice in one 48-hour period.

The first arrest was for a failure to appear in court, but the second was a far more dramatic affair.

Things just keep getting worse for Jenelle Evans.

We've reached the point where when we hear of a development that sounds like good news for Jenelle, we begin waiting for the inevitable twist that will transform it into yet another minor tragedy in the life of the Carolina Swamp Queen.

Well, it sounds like summer is off to an interesting start on the stretch of backwoods North Carolina swamp that Jenelle Evans and David Eason have obnoxiously dubbed "The Land."

It's come to our attention that there's some confusion over how many children Jenelle Evans has.

To be fair, there may be several reasons for this:

Pretty much any time the menace to society that is David Eason says or does anything, you can bet it'll be ridiculous.

Last week, former Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans' terrible husband, David Eason, was arrested twice in one 48-hour period.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason currently seem to be going through a bit of a rough patch in their marriage.

We know, we know, they go through rough patches nearly every other day.