Believe it or not, it's been almost two years since Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2.
Amazingly, she's managed to remain relevant during that time -- but only in the way that a wanted criminal is relevant.
We don't really know all the ins and outs of Jenelle Evans' financial situation.
But like ... we know it can't be great.
Jenelle Evans is an absolute mess.
You know it, we know it, everybody knows it.
It's often difficult to tell what exactly is going on in the life of Jenelle Evans.
There are several reasons for this, not the least of which is the fact that Jenelle is a compulsive liar.
You know the saying, even a broken clock is right twice a day?
Well, in the case of Jenelle Evans, it's more like twice a lifetime, but even so -- when she's right, she's right!
Jenelle Evans is the worst mother ever featured on a reality television show, and she must be in the running for the title of worst mother in America.
If you take out the ones who are in prison for mass murder or what have you, Jenelle is easily a top contender.
Jenelle Evans remains in shock.
She still can't believe it.
Whenever Jenelle Evans does anything on social media, she receives two very different types of comments.
There's the fawning praise from fans who think Jenelle can do no wrong, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.
Republicans and Democrats. Lions and gazelles. The Easons and dogs.
Some things will just never get along and should probably be kept at a safe distance from one another at all times.
It's troubling, but it's true:
Jenelle Evans and David Eason are once again dog-owners.
We all know you can't trust a single word that comes out of Jenelle Evans' mouth.
Which is why we were prepared for a good laugh when Jenelle announced that she would be posting a 6-part documentary about her life on YouTube.
You know how sometimes you read stories about something a celebrity has said or done and you think "Wow, that's pretty goofy"?
And you know how sometimes you then read a story about something Jenelle Evans in particular has said or done and you think "Well this is just on a totally different level"?
You may not believe this, but...
... Jenelle Evans is not looking out for the best interest of her young daughter.
Jenelle Evans is always prattling on about how much she loves TikTok and hates every other social media platform.
She says it's because the commenters on Instagram and Twitter are so mean, while folks on TikTok are more friendly and accapting.
We've always known that David Eason is a very, very angry man, but we're just now beginning to realize how frightened he is.
It seems David is so terrified of the world around him that he won't step outside his home unless he's armed.
It's been about 18 months since Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, and her financial situation doesn't appear to ge getting anymore promising.
In fact, Jenelle is desperately scrambling to try and figure out some way to avoid getting a real job.
Chelsea Houska may be leaving Teen Mom 2.
She may be choosing to leave the life of a reality star behind.
It must be very difficult for Jenelle Evans when her kids get sick or injured.
On the one hand, she's addicted to attention, and anything that gets prople liking and commenting on her posts can't be all bad.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason are both very violent people.
They've both been arrested numerous times after committing acts of violence, and the fact that neither of them is currently serving hard time is a mystery to many of us.
