Jenelle Evans

Folks, Jenelle Evans is angry.

Now, we know what you're thinking -- Jenelle Evans is pretty much always angry.

At any given moment, a member of the Teen Mom cast is either pregnant or rumored to be pregnant.

This is a proven scientific fact.

As Jenelle Evans gets more and more desperate in her efforts to extend her 15 minutes of fame, she's started going to extreme lengths in order to stir up controversy.

You see, controversy is the only reason that Jenelle remained "famous" for as long as she did.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason are in a tough spot these days.

They've both been unemployed for so long that they've probably forgotten how to hold a job, which is a major problem, as the money from Jenelle's TikTok dance videos isn't gonna last forever.

In the years since she was fired from Teen Mom 2, Jenelle Evans has spent most of her time trying to figure out how to get paid without doing any actual work.

At first, her approach was simple:

If you follow Jenelle Evans on any social media platform, you know that most of her content consists of either complaining or bragging.

You never know what's in store from one day to the next, as it all depends on Jenelle's famously fickle mood.

You may not believe this, readers, but some folks out there think Jenelle Evans may not be the most responsible mother on the planet.

We know, right?

Jenelle Evans spends a lot of time on social media these days.

There are at least two reasons for this:

It's often said that Jenelle Evans is entirely without talent.

But that's not quite true.

Just when you think Jenelle Evans has explored every possible method for sabotaging her own life, she surprises you by creating some needless drama that's totally out of left field.

Jenelle's latest insanity is a cross-over event in which her perpetual messiness spills over into the already-messy world of the 90 Day Fiance franchise.

Disgraced former Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans accused Deavan Clegg of being a pill-stealing addict.

While anyone would be offended at that, 90 Day Fiance fans know how personal of an insult that is for Deavan.

Here's a sentence you've probably read many, many times before:

Jenelle Evans is headed to court!

Jenelle Evans hatches so many ridiculous get-rich-quick schemes that it can be tough to remember all of them -- especially the ones that blew up in her almost as soon as she announced them.

You may recall that back in March, Jenelle teamed up with Deavan Clegg of 90 Day Fiance fame to launch a podcast with the unfortunate title of Girl Sh-t.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason will never again star on a reality show.

Hell, Jenelle can't even hold on to a sponsored content deal on Instagram without her reputation catching up to her!

Is Jenelle Evans the worst mom ever to be featured on a reality television show?

It's a tough question, but only because we're wondering if Intervention counts as a reality show.

Even before Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, she wasn't exactly popular with her castmates.

Of course, that's putting it mildly.

Jenelle Evans is fighting to rebuild her reputation with the goal of landing another reality show and thus, never having to hold a real job for the rest of her natural life.

That's obviously never gonna happen, but it's fun to watch her try.

There are bad dads, and then there's David Eason, who seems to have devoted himself full-time to traumatizing his kids and stepchildren.

Maybe Swamp Rat Dave is in cahoots with a local psychiatrist, and they're planning to split the proceeds when his offspring inevitably seek therapy.