Javi Marroquin

He has a name, folks.

And quite the adorable little face.

Teen Mom 2 firebrand Briana DeJesus has a message for Javi Marroquin on the occasion of her rex becoming a father for the second time.

But it isn't exactly congratulatory.

Lauren Comeau has spoken out for the first time since before a mother... 

... for, well, the first time.

Last night, the world learned that Javi Marroquin and Lauren Comeau have welcomed a child.

The baby boy is Javi's second child and Lauren's first.

Back in March, Javi Marroquin got back together with Lauren Comeau, and the couple immediately started making up for lost time.

Within a few months, the couple announced that Lauren was pregnant with Javi's baby.

If you're anything like us, you've avoided CrossFit and its enthusiasts with the sort of aggressive disdain that most folks reserve for sanctimonious vegans or people who love to tell you about their dreams.

But for reasons we don't fully understand, the fitness brand is wildly popular these days, and Javi Marroquin is looking to capitalize on the trend.

The whole thing about Javi Marroquin, his new-ish girlfriend, Lauren Comeau, and their big baby news ... well, it's been weird.

To say the least.

It's been almost nine months since Briana DeJesus and Javi Marroquin broke up amidst a weird, protracted fight involving her decision to get plastic surgery.

But in the world of Teen Mom 2, grudges never die and hatchets are never buried, which means these two still have harsh words for one another on occasion.

The ladies of Teen Mom 2 have essentially turned Twitter into a battlefield this week.

Entangled alliances and an abundance of mutual disdain have led to an all-out war that will hopefully keep us entertained until next season kicks off.

While Javi Marroquin continues to clash with his ex-wife over their past, many questions continue to be asked about this reality star's future.

Specifically, about his future with Lauren Comeau.

Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin have such a strange relationship, right?

One day they're married, the next they're not, they're sleeping together the day after that, then the next day he's breaking into her house and she's filing orders of protection against him.

Javi Marroquin and Lauren Comeau's relationship has fallen apart and been rebuilt more times than a set of Jenga blocks.

Perhaps that's why these days, Javi and Lauren are moving at a speed generally associated with couples who feel they have something to prove.