Jamie Lynn Spears on GMA

Ding dang it y'all! Jamie Lynn Spears went and got cute little ass pregnant at a mere 16 years of age. The father is some guy named Casey Aldridge, her "longtime" boyfriend.

She was born in 1991. Just saying.

Fortunately, because he's less than two years older than she is, Casey was not charged with statutory rape of Jamie Lynn once it was learned that she had his baby up in her business.

Phew! Good timing, y'all!

  • When hearing that some schlub got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant, how proud must Britney Spears have been?
  • After she got all jealous and took off her pants, that is? Ol' sis must've been just tickled and overjoyed!
  • And how awful of a mother must Lynne Spears be? Way to go, Jamie Lynn Spears! Awesome work all around.

After announcing her pregnancy, Jamie Lynn Spears retreated to Kentwood, La., laying low and getting her GED. She and Casey just bought a house in nearby Liberty, Miss.

We are happy to report that on June 19, 2008, Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl, Maddie Briann Aldridge. Congratulations, kids!

At this rate, she can easily crank out 10-12 rugrats by age 40. Speaking of which, rumors are surfacing that she is pregnant a second time in October 2008. OMG if that's true ...