Howard K. Stern Mug Shot

The shady lawyer and lover of Anna Nicole Smith. In the end, however, Howard K. Stern was no one's father. And an almost tragic figure.

He was arrested in March of 2009 for allegedly providing Smith with thte drugs that led to her death. This certainly makes thos former, strange accusations - that he and Larry Birkhead were gay lovers - seem like the proverbial walk in the park.

Stern seems like an absolute slimeball.