Gwyneth Paltrow Found You a $15K Vibrator. You're Welcome.
If there's anyone less qualified to offer you sex toys than the world's WASP-iest woman, then I implore that person to step forward.
20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History
Chris Martin: Split From Gwyneth Paltrow Was "A Weird One"
This guy is friggin' adorable.
Gwyneth Paltrow to Poor People: Don't F--k With Me!
Hollywood is filled with actors and actresses who were born into lives of privilege and rode the wave of nepotism all the way to A-list careers, but have still managed to convince themselves they did it all on their own and can totally relate to the peasant characters they play on screen.