Freddie Fackelmayer is a supposedly handsome guy that was introduced as the fake boyfriend of Whitney Port on Season Two of MTV's The City.

He is a actually quite boring, working in commercial real estate, using all his bonus money on hair product and teeth-bleaching, and being blah.

Hey, at least he's realistic.

Fortunately, we already know he and Whitney are no longer together. Which was probably obvious, as they were set up by their network anyway.