Shocking news out of California today, as former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has come forward to accuse an elected official of sexual misconduct.
Along with eight other women, Abraham claims that she was assaulted by Dominic Foppoli, who is mayor of the town of Windsor in Sonoma County.
Farrah Abraham doesn't listen to criticism, except to parrot it back, typically in word salad format.
In her typical Farrah fashion, the reality TV villain has been excessively filtering her photos.
Farrah Abraham can't seem to help herself.
Sooner or later, she always either gets super racist or goes off on an unhinged rant. Or both.
Farrah Abraham tried, you guys.
She tried to come across as calm and reasonable, she really did.
Farrah Abraham says a lot of things.
And there's really no reason at all for like 95 percent of the word salads she cooks up.
We never thought we'd say this.
And we say it with a bit of hesitation.
There was a time, not all that long ago, when Chrissy Teigen was one of the most beloved figures on Twitter.
That's no mean feat, given how contentious and competitive the platform can be.
Farrah Abraham has never had the greatest relationship with the truth.
But unlike many other professional liars, Farrah never developed a talent for it.
Farrah Abraham has been showing off her new face in recent social media content.
It is not going over well, especially with her latest looks.
Farrah Abraham has many jobs these days:
She's a single mom, an influencer, a creator of adult content -- and we're sure she's got like 93 other side-hustles going on at any given time.
Don't look now, but we have another news story about Farrah Abraham being a spectacularly awful parent!
Shocking, right?
To quote the beloved film Good Will Hunting, one really has to be "wicked smaht" to attend Harvard University.
It is, generally, considered to be the most prestigious school in all of the United States of America, even if there has been some grade inflation controversy that may have helped it maintain such a ranking over the years.
It's no joke to say that Farrah Abraham isn't winning any mom of the year awards.
To the collective horror of the world, she seems to want to sculpt Sophia into a mini-Farrah.
We're just gonna come right out and say this:
Farrah Abraham is not a good mom.
Today is April 1.
And you know what that means, don't you?
Earlier this month, Briana DeJesus joined OnlyFans seemingly out of curiosity.
Most of the site's creators offer some sort of adult content, and while Bri posts some racy material, she draws the line at getting completely nude.
We probably don't need to tell you that Farrah Abraham is the worst.
Okay, maybe she's not the absolute worst -- after all, she's not nearly as bad as Jenelle Evans -- but there's no denying that Farrah is pretty freakin' terrible.
Simply put, something is just not right with Farrah Abraham. Actually, it's a lot of things.
She makes everything about herself, including Black History Month.
