Farrah Abraham: Defends Donald Trump ... By Deleting Her Twitter?
Farrah Abraham is exactly the sort of person who should probably just steer clear of politics entirely.
She takes pride in her ignorance and her tribal allegiances, and even though she almost certainly couldn't tell you how many branches are in the US government, she feels very, very strongly that her opinions about current events are objectively correct.
Farrah Abraham Goes on Insane Political Rant, Quits Twitter to Support Trump
WARNING: This post contains quotes on politics from Farrah Abraham which may result in your brain melting and pouring out of your ears just so that it doesn't have to digest any of the nonsense.
Continue at your own risk.
Farrah Abraham: How the Hell Does She Pay Her Bills These Days?
Believe it or not, it's been over three years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG.
In a sense, she was a trailblazer -- the first of the Original Moms to be banished from the franchise.
Farrah Abraham to Sophia: Time for Mother-Daughter Twerking!
Farrah Abraham keeps baiting critics with inappropriate content of daughter Sophia.
And no, she didn't take a break for the holidays.
Farrah Abraham: I'm Grooming Sophia to Look Just Like ME!
Farrah Abraham knows that fans hate it when she smothers Sophia in a ton of makeup.
Now, she's straight-up baiting her haters, recoloring her 11-year-old's hair while she sits in a salon wearing lacy shorts.
Farrah Abraham Breaks Instagram's No-Nipple Rule!
Sophia Abraham: I'll Follow You on Social Media ... If You Pay Me!
We guess it's to Farrah Abraham's credit that she still seems to enjoying a lavish lifestyle, even though she's never worked a real job in her entire adult life.
Unfortunately, it looks as though she's passing on the tricks of the family trade -- grifting strangers on social media -- to her 11-year-old daughter, Sophia.
Farrah Abraham Slammed for Letting Sophia Wear Too Much Makeup
So you know that thing that Farrah Abraham does where she makes just a really dumb decision and then everybody gets mad at her about it?
Of course you do -- it's pretty much her entire brand.
Farrah Abraham Rants Against Corrupt Media or Something
Teen Mom: How Do They Make SO MUCH MONEY?!
Farrah Abraham: Let ME Tell You How to Parent Your Kids!!!
Farrah Abraham is notorious for her own bad behavior, and now she wants to lecture parents.
Brace yourselves, because she actually has good advice here. Even a broken clock is right twice per day.
Farrah Abraham Wraps 2 Year Probation: Now I Can Attack People Again!
In June of 2018, we reported that Farrah Abraham was arrested after attacking a hotel employee who was just doing his job.
She managed to weasel herself into a cushy sentence, but now her two years of probation are over.
Farrah Abraham Is Traumatizing Her Daughter: Here's Proof
Teen Mom: We FINALLY Know Who the Richest Cast Member Is!
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Farrah Abraham Debuts New Face, Gets Roasted on Instagram
Farrah Abraham Responds to Plastic Surgery Rumors!
"Genius" is not a word that immediately springs to mind when one thinks of Farrah Abraham.
But when it comes to self-promotion and the ability to cling to relevancy despite a total lack of talent or likeability, it might be the only word that fits.
Farrah Abraham & Debra Danielsen: BOTH Exploiting Sophia?!
Farrah Abraham is Photoshopping Her Daughter's Photos Now
Has Farrah Abraham ever made a good decision?
Like, has she ever just made one single good choice in her whole entire life?
Teen Mom Cast: Their Hottest, Nakedest Photos of All Time!
Fans to Farrah Abraham: PLEASE Stop Messing With Your Face!
Usually, when the internet starts screaming at Farrah Abraham, it's because she engaged in another act of horrendous parenting.
But there are other reasons to get upset with the Sophia's mom as well.
Farrah Abraham: I Am a Strong Widow, I NEVER Should Have Been Fired!
Can you believe that it's almost been three years since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG?
It's tough to believe that it's been so long since the worst hate crime of reality television history took place.
Farrah Abraham Selling Sick Videos to Fans in Alarming New Low
Farrah Abraham uses her "fame" to attract followers, gets them to spend money on her OnlyFans, and then funnels some of that money into buying more likes and followers. It's a cycle.
But Farrah needs even more cash to buy the illusion of popularity ... so she's offering golden showers to paying customers.