Dustin Diamond is a dirty, dirty son of a bitch. Seriously, he gave two chicks the dirty sanchez on tape. On tape! If you don't know what that means, go look it up. You will never look at Dustin Diamond the same way again.

In 2006, he put his house up for foreclosure. He also got mugged. Then the former Saved By the Bell star released the aforementioned sex tape, went on Celebrity Fit Club and tried to milk minute #14 of fame for all it's worth.

In 2008, it was revealed that Dustin Diamond will be penning a tell-all book about Saved By the Bell.

We assume Dustin will finally reveal that he was in love with Dennis Haskins, a.k.a. Mr. Belding, and that Lark Voorhees (Lisa Turtle) was a coked-up hooker.