Azealia Banks to Donald Trump: PLEASE Let Me Perform at Your Inauguration!

Azealia Banks: I NEED to Perform at the Trump Inauguration!

Azealia Banks has never really delivered on her early promise as a hitmaker. (In fact, she has has yet to attain "one hit wonder" status.) 

But she's still managed to remain relevant by starting fights with vastly more famous celebrities and genuinely behaving like a  person who's been given a platform despite having flushed her meds several weeks ago.

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Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

As you've no doubt heard by now, the President-elect of the United State's alleged fondness for golden showers made news last week, thanks to a Buzzfeed News report that Russia had damaging footage showing Donald Trump engaging in some pee play with a pair of Russian hookers.

You know it was a big deal, because the day after the report was released, Trump forgot to postpone his press conference and was forced to actually talk to the reporters he's been dodging like he used to dodge his creditors.

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Donald Trump Biography

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