Martin Shkreli Celebrates Trump Victory By Streaming $2 Million Wu Tang Album

Martin Shkreli Celebrates Trump Victory in Bizarre Fashion

So barring a revelation that he hasn't revealed his tax returns because he's been raking in the rubles on Putin's payroll, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America in January.

You may be considering shaving your head, taking a vow of silence and moving into a Tibetan monastery in the Himalayas.

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Donald Trump Presidency: Is Reality TV to Blame?

Donald Trump Presidency: Is Reality TV to Blame?

Unless you just emerged from a booze coma that you plunged yourself into right around the time Chuck Todd turned Florida red on his big touch-screen map, you're aware by now that Donald Trump was elected president last night.

Trump just wrapped up the most platform-less campaign in US history, so we really have no idea what the future holds (except for a Mike Pence presidency after Donnie realizes this job is super hard and steps down).

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Donald Trump Acceptance Speech: Watch Now!

Donald Trump Acceptance Speech: Watch Now!

Donald Trump delivered the final nail in the 2016 presidential race last night with an epic acceptance speech after defeating Hillary Clinton.

He riled the crowd up, united the (Trump) supporters, and took a 17-minute segment of time to deliver his first speech as President-elect. 

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Donald Trump Biography

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