Donald Trump Flips Out Over Bad Restaurant Review, Because of Course He Does

Donald Trump Flips Out Over Bad Restaurant Review

With so many disturbing things about Donald Trump's policies, personality, and the way he's spent his life enriching himself at the expense of others, it can be easy to overlook some of his lesser flaws.

Fortunately, unlike the President-elect, we're not preparing to assume power as the leader of the free world while also squeezing in meetings with emotionally unstable rappers, so we have time to concern ourselves with minor issues like Trump's sh-tty taste in food.

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Hamilton Electors: Group Secures 20 of 37 Electoral Votes Needed to Reject Trump?

Hamilton Electors: Securing Votes Needed to Reject Trump?

By now, you're probably aware of the movement within the Electoral College to prevent Donald Trump from becoming the 45th President of the United States on January 20.

But in case you've spent the past five weeks unable to hear any media reports over the sound of your own weeping, allow us to bring you up to speed:

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Rick Perry Tapped as Donald Trump's Choice For Energy Secretary

Rick Perry Tapped as Donald Trump's Choice For Energy Secretary

Supporters and detractors alike assumed that a Donald Trump presidency was certain to offer plenty of surprises and questionable moves that would have Constitutional scholars poring over the revered document with a jeweler's loop.

With his inauguration still more than a month away, however, Trump is flouting the rules and conventions of his office in ways that even the most chagrined alarmists wouldn't have thought possible just a few weeks back.

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Rex Tillerson: Who Is Donald Trump's Pick For Secretary of State?

Rex Tillerson: Who Is Donald Trump's Pick For Secretary of State?

The barrage of baffling information pouring out of Trump Tower these days is such that it can be hard to keep track of who's been appointed to what cabinet position, and which random-ass celebrity has paid a visit to the president-elect.

To compound the confusion, Trump has taken to slamming intelligence agencies like the CIA (an unprecedented move by an American president) in response to their reports that Russian cyber-attacks were coordinated to help Trump win the Electoral College.

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Donald Trump Meets With Kanye West; Americans Brace For Douchepocalypse

Donald Trump Meets With Kanye West at Trump Tower

Despite the 30-year age difference between them and the fact that they're of different ethnic backgrounds (One is African-American, the other is the result of a Flamin' Hot Cheeto and an angry Pomeranian being left in one of those transporter machines from The Fly.), it often seems that Donald Trump and Kanye West were separated at birth.

They're both high-profile ego-maniacs who require constant attention and are prone to questionable hairstyle decisions.

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Kellyanne Conway: No Mother Should Work For Donald Trump!

Kellyanne Conway: No Mother Should Work For Donald Trump!

Folks have blamed Hillary Clinton, Millennials, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, fake news, Putin, the FBI, and Jimmy Fallon's hair-tousling, but it's possible that there's no single person more responsible for the impending Donald Trump presidency than Kellyanne Conway.

Conway was the architect of Trump's campaign, and we're sure many an on-the-fence female voter was able to use Kellyanne's position of prominence to help justify not being "with her" on Election Day.

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Donald Trump Biography

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