Perhaps you've spent the past 24 hours trapped under a rock in a remote forest with especially crappy wi-fi.
If so, we'd like to both congratulate you on your escape and warn you that your return to society is about to be made bittersweet, at best:
In case you somehow weren't aware, Kanye West is a card-carrying, red hat wearing, verbal vomit-spewing member of MAGA Nation.
Outside of a Russian billionaire whose investment portfolio is made up entirely of coal mines, McDonald's franchises, and XXS glove manufacturers, it's impossible to imagine anyone who might love Donald Trump more than Kanye does.
Rapper and gift to humanity Snoop Dogg has laid into Donald Trump before, verbally excoriating the man for his behavior and politics.
Now, Snoop is doubling down on that, and also giving Trump's supporters a piece of his mind.
Like millions of Americans, you may have logged into social media yesterday and found yourself perplexed by the day's trending topics.
Mushrooms? Mario Kart? Toad?! Why were so many of your fellow citizens taking a sudden interest in fungal delicacies and iconic characters from Nintendo racing games?
Before the days of Rudy Giuliani saying "Truth isn't truth," Donald Trump was a reality star. So what prompted him to run for office?
Michael Moore has a theory, and he shared it while promoting his new film on Trump.
Kim Kardashian is a woman on a mission.
And, for once, that mission does NOT involve taking her clothes off and/or shilling for some kind of unhealthy weight loss supplement.
As President of the United States, Donald Trump has a historically low job approval rating, having never once topped 50 percent.
According to adult film actress and frequent Trump foil Stormy Daniels, his performance in the sack also leaves a lot to be desired.
On Saturday afternoon, over a year since he was diagnosed with a rare form of brain cancer, John McCain died at the age of 81.
In the wake of his passing, notes of sorrow, admiration and consolation poured in from across the political spectrum, as perhaps no Senator has ever been more widely respected than McCain, a former prisoner of war.
There was a time when if you read a headline asserting that the President of the Unitd States of America was hiding an illegitimate child from the world, it was safe to assume it was utter BS.
But this is the Trump era -- a time when the line between celebrity gossip and legitimate news has become blurred to the point of disappearing entirely.
As you've likely heard by now, Tuesday was not exactly a banner day for the Trump administration.
The afternoon saw news that former campaign chair Paul Manafort had been convicted on eight counts of fraud, the most serious of which carry maximum sentences of 30 years in prison.
Michael Cohen, who worked for two decades as Donald Trump's personal lawyer, reached a plea deal today with federal prosecutors.
In doing so, the man who has often been referred to as the President's "fixer" implicated the Commander-in-Chief in two major crimes.
Pet rocks. Pogs. White people wearing matching neon windbreakers for their annual family photos. Nazis.
There are many idiotic trends that we thought we'd left behind in the 20th Century, but alas, the most nefarious of the lot has reared its ugly head in recent years.
According to Omarosa Manigault Newman, Donald Trump legitimately wants to have sex with his daughter.
No, not Tiffany Trump of course. That would be crazy.
This is the state of our country right now:
A former reality show host, who fired a certain reality show contestant multiple times, is now fighting in public with that same reality show contestant after he also fired her from working in the White House.
Donald Trump is too short, too out of shape and possesses hands that are way to small to dunk a basketball.
But the President of the United States nevertheless took some time out of his late Friday night to try and slam one home on...
