Kim Kardashian: Ready to Leave Kanye Over MAGA Madness?

Kim Kardashian: Ready to Leave Kanye Over MAGA Madness?

Perhaps you've spent the past 24 hours trapped under a rock in a remote forest with especially crappy wi-fi.

If so, we'd like to both congratulate you on your escape and warn you that your return to society is about to be made bittersweet, at best:

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Jay Z & Beyonce to Kanye West: It's Us or Trump!

Jay Z & Beyonce to Kanye West: It's Us or Trump!

In case you somehow weren't aware, Kanye West is a card-carrying, red hat wearing, verbal vomit-spewing member of MAGA Nation.

Outside of a Russian billionaire whose investment portfolio is made up entirely of coal mines, McDonald's franchises, and XXS glove manufacturers, it's impossible to imagine anyone who might love Donald Trump more than Kanye does.

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Donald Trump: Actual Proof of Secret Love Child Revealed?!

Donald Trump: Actual Proof of Secret Love Child Revealed?!

There was a time when if you read a headline asserting that the President of the Unitd States of America was hiding an illegitimate child from the world, it was safe to assume it was utter BS.

But this is the Trump era -- a time when the line between celebrity gossip and legitimate news has become blurred to the point of disappearing entirely.

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Stormy Daniels Dunks on Michael Cohen Following Plea Deal

Stormy Daniels Dunks on Michael Cohen Following Plea Deal

As you've likely heard by now, Tuesday was not exactly a banner day for the Trump administration.

The afternoon saw news that former campaign chair Paul Manafort had been convicted on eight counts of fraud, the most serious of which carry maximum sentences of 30 years in prison.

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Eric Trump: My Dad's Not a Nazi! YOU'RE a Nazi!

Eric Trump: My Dad's Not a Nazi! YOU'RE a Nazi!

Pet rocks. Pogs. White people wearing matching neon windbreakers for their annual family photos. Nazis.

There are many idiotic trends that we thought we'd left behind in the 20th Century, but alas, the most nefarious of the lot has reared its ugly head in recent years.

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Donald Trump Rages Against Omarosa, Labels Ex-Apprentice Star a "Lowlife Dog"

Donald Trump vs. Omarosa: Sorry, But You Must Choose a Side!

This is the state of our country right now:

A former reality show host, who fired a certain reality show contestant multiple times, is now fighting in public with that same reality show contestant after he also fired her from working in the White House.

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Donald Trump Biography

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