Eric Trump: My Dad's Not a Nazi! YOU'RE a Nazi!

Eric Trump: My Dad's Not a Nazi! YOU'RE a Nazi!

Pet rocks. Pogs. White people wearing matching neon windbreakers for their annual family photos. Nazis.

There are many idiotic trends that we thought we'd left behind in the 20th Century, but alas, the most nefarious of the lot has reared its ugly head in recent years.

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Donald Trump: CAUGHT on Tape Discussing Secret Payouts to Playboy Model

Donald Trump: CAUGHT on Tape Discussing Secret Payouts to Playboy Model

If you need to do a whole bunch of shady, sleazebag stuff, you need a shady, sleazebag attorney to handle it. The only problem is that, well, your lawyer is a shady sleazebag.

On Friday, the world learned that Michael Cohen had apparently recorded Donald Trump discussing payouts to cover up his alleged affair with a former Playboy model.

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Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: Keep Kissing Putin's Ass, Traitor!

Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: Keep Kissing Putin's Ass, Traitor!

If you were anywhere near social media yesterday, you may have noticed that the entire internet briefly set aside cat videos and celebrity butts in order to briefly focus on something slightly more important -- namely, a US president just casually committing treason on live TV.

Yes, in case you somehow haven't heard, the passionate bromance of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin continued yesterday, and it was different from all those other times an American president sang the praises of a hostile foreign dictator who was standing right next to him, in that it actually happened in real life and wasn't part of some terrifying Orwellian nightmare.

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George Lopez Pees On Trump's Walk of Fame Star, Royally Pisses Off MAGA Crowd

George Lopez to Be ARRESTED For Peeing On Trump's Star?!

Ever since Donald Trump was elected president, his star on the Walk of Fame has been a common target for some very amusing vandalism.

Now, "amusing" is not a word one would normally use to describe George Lopez, a man who typically favors the Adam Sandler "I'm rich, therefore I don't have to be funny" approach to comedy, but we're willing to make an exception in this case.

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Stormy Daniels Arrested For Motorboating Cop at Ohio Strip Club

Stormy Daniels Arrested For Motorboating Cop at Ohio Strip Club

Before she became a household name as a result of her alleged affair with Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels made her living as an adult film star and producer.

So it should come as no surprise that she's cashing in on her newfound fame by performing at our nation's finest gentlemen's clubs as part of her flawlessly-titled Make America Horny Again tour.

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Donald Trump to Royals: Remember When I Tried to Bang Princess Di?

Donald Trump to Royals: Remember When I Tried to Bang Princess Di?

Someday in the near future, when you and your family are gathered around a flickering Coleman lantern, digesting the golden retriever you enjoyed for dinner in the nightmarish hellscape that was once America, your children will ask you how Donald Trump came to be president in the first place.

As you have so many times before, you'll explain that it all started in the Eighties -- a time when the country was rich, the clothing was hideous, and douchebags reigned supreme.

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Donald Trump Threw Starburst Candies at Angela Merkel

Donald Trump Threw Starburst Candies at Angela Merkel

Well, no matter where you fall on the ideological spectrum, surely we can all agree that it's been yet another bonkers week in the world of American politics.

At this point, if you were to list all the ridiculous news that's come out of the Trump White House in the past month, it would sound like you were singing a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

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Donald Trump Biography

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