Donald Trump

You know what they say about actions versus words, right?

According to the old adage, the former speak a lot louder than the latter.

It has come to this for Donald Trump:

With Michigan and Georgia both certifying their election results this week... with Rudy Giuliani leading a legal effort that looks like THIS and which keeps losing in court... and with many Republicans now acknowledging that Joe Biden won the 2020 election...

We knew going into this election that this is no typical year -- and no typical president.

We knew that in 2020, Election Day would likely drag on into an election week -- and possibly even an election month.

Well, the votes have been counted, and the touch screen red and blue maps have been stashed back in John King's garage for the next four years, but we're still not quite sure who will be sworn in as president on January 20.

Make no mistake, Joe Biden won the election, and in any normal year, his opponent would have conceded by now.

The peaceful transfer of power from one presidential administration to the next is one of the hallmarks of American democracy.

But like so many norms that aren't explicitly enshrined in the Constitution, it's not something that Donald Trump appears to have much interest in.

Finally.

Finally, at long last, after mounting evidence that Donald Trump really is attempting a coup on American soil, a prominent member of the Republican party has spoken out against him.

As if 2020 hasn't been a weird enough year, we're now dealing with the disorienting fact that it's Thanksgiving next week, and we're still talking about the presidential election.

In case you've fallen behind on the latest season of America: The Absurdly Over-the-Top Soap Opera, Donald Trump has lost the election, but like the lush head of hair he enjoyed in the early '80s, he refuses to accept that his presidency is a thing of the past.

In the four years since he narrowly defeated Hillary Clinton in the Electoral College to become President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly used words like "landslide" describe his victory.

Joe Biden will be the next President of the United States.

No matter what dangerous nonsense Donald Trump rattles on about via Twitter, this is not a question.

Well, we suppose nothing else will be normal about the Thanksgiving of 2020, so why should the president's celebration be any different?

Yes, it seems the Donald Trump and family have decided to break with tradition this year by canceling their annual Thanksgiving event at Mar-a-Lago.

Like millions of Americans, you might be feeling a bit anxious about the events of the past few weeks and the direction in which things seem to be headed.

So allow us to offer you a nugget of truth that's sure to put your mind at ease:

As the very popular governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer is known as "Big Gretch."

And Big Gretch?

Given some of the obnoxious things he's said over the course of his career, you hate to give Bill Maher too much credit -- but in this case, the controversial HBO host has certainly earned it.

For years now, Maher has been telling the world that Donald Trump will refuse to leave office in 2021, even if he's beaten in a fair and free election.

In his own warped, dangerous and wildly misguided way, Donald Trump has at last conceded the 2020 Presidential Election.

He has admitted that Joe Biden came out on top.

As previously reported, over and over and over again by all reputable outlets, Joe Biden has won the 2020 Presidential Election.

On Friday afternoon, the state of Georgia was called for the Biden, pushing him to a totall of 306 electoral votes... which is the same number of electoral votes Donald Trump won 2016.

We'll take "nightmare scenarios that could only take place in the hellscape that is 2020 for $1,000," Alex!

As you've no doubt heard by now, the year that just won't give it a rest dealt us another crushing blow earlier this week with the passing of beloved Jeopardy host Alex Trebek.

Golf. Fishing. Creating a 24-hour cable news network in order to decimate the rivals who you think cost you the White House.

There are many activities to which retired people can devote their free time -- and we bet you can't guess which one appeals to our 45th president!

We could keep this article very short if we wanted to.

The answer is no.

On Saturday, several major news outlets projected that Joe Biden had defeated Donald Trump to become President-elect of the United States.

In 2019, Teen Mom 2 star Ryan Edwards got sober after years of struggling with life-threatening substance abuse issues.

Last week, the American people elected Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States.

The question on everyone's mind is an unprecedented one: will the White House's current occupant refuse to step down?

Well, if you're a Donald Trump supporter, the fat lady hasn't sung yet, but she's currently warming up backstage.

By all accounts, Joe Biden has done it.

With a new round of votes having been counted overnight in Georgia and Pennsylvania -- and with the outstanding ballots remaining in the latter state expected to heavily tilt Democratic -- we feel comfortable enough to now announce: