Stormy Daniels Details "Generic" Sex with Donald Trump

Stormy Daniels Details "Generic" Sex with Donald Trump

For several months, Donald Trump has claimed there was no collusion between his campaign and the country of Russia during the 2016 Presidential election.

But porn star Stormy Daniels has now gone on record and claimed there was serious collusion between herself and the real estate mogul about a decade ago.

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Steve Bannon Steps Down From Breitbart to Spend More Time With Bottle of Gin

Steve Bannon "Steps Down" (Gets Sh-tcanned) From Breitbart

Throughout Donald Trump's unexpected ascendancy from walking punchline to walking punchline with nuke codes, political strategist and oily sack of potatoes discovered in the back of the cupboard on moving day Steve Bannon was one of the president's most trusted and influential advisers.

Of course, Trump aides have proven to have roughly the same shelf life as Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers at Hogwarts, so it came as no surprise when Bannon was booted from the White House back in August.

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Donald Trump Fires Off Dumb Tweets About Global Warming & Vanity Fair, Gets Savagely Roasted

Donald Trump Fires Off Dumb Tweets, Gets Savagely Roasted

Look, we understand that headline's not gonna please anyone.

Either you're a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you're part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn't go nearly far enough.

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Eminem DESTROYS Donald Trump, Jokes About Murdering Ivanka on New Album!

Eminem DESTROYS Donald Trump on New Album!

Eminem has made it abundantly clear that he's not a big fan of our current president.

(And seriously, how heartbreaking is it that we still have to refer to Donald Trump as "our current president"?)

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Donald Trump Biography

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