We can practically guarantee this will never be the case ever again, but in this one instance ... we couldn't have said it better than Donald Trump.
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden," the president tweeted moments ago.
Back in the simpler world of 2015, many believed that sexual misconduct allegations against Donald Trump would prevent the reality-star-turned-demagogue from being elected president.
Obviously, that turned out not to be the case, and the current climate in the United States is about what one would expect from a country that's presided over by an accused rapist.
Earlier this week, we reported on the surprising news that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift have officially ended their feud.
While the pop landscape might be a more peaceful place as a result, it was undeniably a sad day for fans of petty celebrity rivalries.
Pets, family, the laughter of children, sandwiches whose names aren't preceded by "Mc" -- these are just a few items on the long list of things that are enjoyed by most people but only serve to deepen President Trump's signature scowl.
In fact, as much as he loves Twitter Donald has only "liked" eight tweets in the history of his time on the site.
Last week, Donald Trump made his first official visit to the UK.
And as just about everyone predicted, it was an irredeemable sh-tshow.
Donald Trump was in the UK this week, and based on the photos from his various social engagements it looks his efforts to reinforce tired old stereotypes about ugly Americans stopped just short of showing up to royal banquets with Big Mac secret sauce on his tie.
Granted, the Brits aren't exactly known for their effusive displays of affection but the Donald received a chilly reception even by royal family standards.
"Nasty" is one of Donald Trump's favorite insults.
And since dude loves his put-downs more than he loves his children, that's really saying something.
Presideny Donald Trump touched down in Great Britain this week for a three-day, official state visit.
But he wasn't exactly given a hero's greeting upon his arrival.
It was really just a matter of time, wasn't it
With so many critics out there slamming Meghan Markle left, right and everywhere in between... does it really come as a shock that Donald Trump would eventually get in on the act?
Meghan Markle can probably think of a million other things she would rather do than to meet Donald Trump.
I'm sure she is under a lot of pressure as it is -- you know, from new motherhood -- she doesn't need to add to her stress levels by conversing with what we call our President of the United States.
Donald Trump may be a vile human being who despises immigrants...
... but let's give him points for consistency at least.
Long before he became the unlikeliest president since Franklin Pierce stumbled out of a saloon and into the Oval Office, Donald Trump was one of the most popular figures on Twitter.
That's not terribly surprising, as Trump's personality is perfectly suited to the platform.
As you've likely heard by now, former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Joe Giudice is being held in an ICE detention center, where he currently awaits deportation to Italy.
Giudice's appeal was denied last week, which means it's looking more likely than ever that he'll be shipped off to the country where he was born, but knows very little about.
Depending on what generation you belong to, you probably think of Michael Bolton as either a wildly popular recording artist or a punchline from Office Space and that Lonely Island sketch about Jack Sparrow.
In either case, from this day forward, you may think of him in very different terms -- as the man who cucked Donald Trump.
President Donald Trump apparently believes that, simply because a prosecutor chooses not to press charges against an individual, this doesn't mean the individual is totally innocent of a crime.
It's even possible, according to Trump, that the higher-up making this legal decision is corrupt and acting out of some sort of bias or personal interest.
The McCain family has been inundated with vile messages after Trump's vicious attacks over the past week.
While his motivation for repeatedly targeting a widely respected late senator remain unclear, this has to stop.
Way back in the year of our Lord two thousand and thirteen, a young former Disney star named Miley Cyrus was looking for a way to cut ties with her squeaky clean past.
And she saw a golden opportunity during the 2013 VMAs.
By seemingly faking his own hate crime, Jussie Smollett has made it difficult for the actual victim of hate crimes to come forward and be taken seriously.
He owes the African-American and LGBTQ community a string of apologies, that's much is certain.
The loved ones of Jussie Smollett have released their first statement since the Empire actor was savagely beaten for being a gay African-American.
And they appear to have taken a shot at President Donald Trump in the process.
Last month, Kanye West fans the world over breathed a sigh of relief when the rapper denounced politics and vowed to focus on his creative endeavors.
Of course, this is Kanye we're talking about, so that resolution could be out the window by this afternoon.
Donald Trump just ruined Game of Thrones.
No, the President didn't reveal any final season spoilers, although we're pretty sure he wouldn't hesitate to do so if it somehow meant Republicans would keep the House on Tuesday.
Earlier this year, Caitlyn Jenner affirmed what the rest of the world had known for years: Trump is terrible for trans rights.
At the time, she still hoped to work with Republican leadership to avoid crafting such oppressive policies.
No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, you probably don't need us to tell you that Donald Trump is not the sort of president we're accustomed to seeing in this country.
While previous leaders of the free world seemed primarily focused on leading the free world (booooring!) Trump has set his sights on continually raising the bar in terms of batsh-t insanity and further debasing America on the global stage.
