DMX means business. He's a rapper and an up and coming actor... and he's also a frickin' idiot. Unless he is reading this right now, in which case we are obviously kidding. Got you good there, didn't we DMX!

Seriously folks, this is a man who has a penchant for violence and smoking the weed. A lot. No, we're not kidding - we are talking Snoop Dogg quantities here, and possibly even more mug shots as a result.

The real name of DMX, you ask? Earl Simmons. That's right. And we thought he was supposed to be this hard-ass. The things that you think you can take for granted in this world always seem to disappoint.