Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees winces after fouling off a pitch... or because he just can't handle his own level of hotness. A .317 lifetime hitter with 196 home runs as of May 2008, he's also homered off the field with Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster, Scarlett Johansson and Mariah Carey, among possible others. Such as Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel and Gabrielle Union.

And that's just the ones we know about, man. Derek Jeter's got some game! He's also solid at baseball, come to think of it.

This surefire Hall of Famer is also a teammate of Stray-Rod, a.k.a. Alex Rodriguez. But we won't bring up that ass clown.

We look forward to following Derek Jeter's long and prestigious gossip career. And we're not talking about baseball rumors.