Jersey Shore Season Premiere Recap: Italy, Welcome to the Freak Show

Jersey Shore Season Premiere Recap: Italy, Welcome to the Freak Show

Taking the MTV phenomenon they've created abroad, the cast members of Jersey Shore certainly didn't waste time getting down to business in Italy.

As the description on our Comcast digital guide put it, "violence," "intensely sexual situations" and "intensely suggestive dialogue" were prevalent.

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Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: GET OUT! I AM DONE! DONE!!!!!!

Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: GET OUT! I AM DONE! DONE!!!!!!

Jersey Shore's third season ended not with a bang, but with a thud. After 13 weeks, we're as exhausted by Sammi and Ronni as the reality stars themselves.

There were many fun, hilarious times in Season 3, but the enduring image will be that of a couple so desperately in love ... and so loathsome of one another.

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Jersey Shore Recap: A House Divided, Absurd

Jersey Shore Recap: A House Divided, Absurd

Abraham Lincoln famously said that "A house divided against itself cannot stand." Yet a Jersey Shore house divided against itself only stands to be more entertaining.

In this week's installment, friction between Ronnie and Sammi forces peeps to choose sides, while a stalker returns, Deena wears all denim and so much more.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Welcome to the Guido Circus!

Jersey Shore Recap: Welcome to the Guido Circus!

This week on Jersey Shore, Vinny and Pauly road tripped it to Staten Island, JWoww grew suspicious of Roger, and in the world of Ronnie and Sammi ... sigh.

Where do we even begin. Like Pauly D, we may kill ourselves if this goes on much longer. So what happened after Sammi's shady texts to Guido MacGyver?

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Jersey Shore Recap: Team Sober FTW!

Jersey Shore Recap: Team Sober FTW!

The Situation got served in the Jersey Shore house's latest prank war, while revealing himself to be an even dirtier human being than previously believed.

Dude's more revolting even than the origin of the toilet clog, which was finally kind of revealed. Elsewhere, Snooki sort of admitted her lovey feelings for Vinny.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Sloppopatumus Unclogged!

Jersey Shore Recap: Sloppopatumus Unclogged!

In the aftermath of Sammi's exit from Jersey Shore last week, Ronnie was down in the dumps. The rest of the gang seemed focused more on absurd pranks.

Despite the title, "The Great Depression" was lighter fare than more recent episodes, with fewer epic meltdowns and more bathroom humor - quite literally.

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Jersey Shore Recap: She's Finally Outta Here!!!

Jersey Shore Recap: She's Finally Outta Here!!!

This week's Jersey Shore marked the departure of Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola. A permanent exist, we think - and hope - after the fight to end all fights.

As much as we aren't sorry to see her go, we'll give her this much - she went out in style after a blowout with Ronnie Magro that exceeded even their standards.

Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty?!

Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty?!

Snooki met a new juicehead, Pauly D made amends with his stalker, Ronnie bled out of a major orifice and broke up with Sam, again, on last night's Jersey Shore.

Perhaps most notable, though, was Snooki's marine biology expertise. Thanks to Nicole Polizzi, we now know why the ocean is salty. Nasty whale sperm, obvi.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Sound the Grenade Whistle!

Jersey Shore Recap: Sound the Grenade Whistle!

The gang invented a new means of extracting grenades, Deena revealed her inner freak, Sammi and Ronnie came to blows (again), Snooki bought a stripper pole and so much more in an epic night of Jersey Shore debauchery.

Just when you think they can't outdo themselves once again ...

Deena Nicole Cortese Biography

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Deena Nicole Cortese is the newest cast member of Jersey Shore. She is coming on board in Season Three. She is a friend of Snooki's and... More »
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