David Eason: Training His Kids to Be White Supremacists?

David Eason: Training His Kids to Be White Supremacists?

If you're at all familiar with the nausea-inducing life of Jenelle Evans, then you're probably aware that her husband, David Eason, is even more of a repugnant swamp monster than the Carolina Hurricane herself.

David is a racist, a homophobe, an abuser of children and animals -- you name it, this guy has probably been fired or arrested for it.

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David Eason: I HAD to Bust a Cap in That Bish Nugget!! It Was That or Train Her!

Dave Eason: I Had No Choice But to Shoot Nugget Dead!

Remember when the Jerry Springer Show first debuted, and it was only sort of trashy, but it quickly deteriorated into inbred circus freaks beating each other with chairs for 60 minutes straight?

That's pretty much what's happened with Jenelle Evans and David Eason in the year since she got fired from Teen Mom 2.

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Jenelle Evans Joins QAnon Movement: All My Enemies Are Pedophiles, Dude!

Jenelle Evans Joins QAnon: All My Enemies Are Pedophiles, Dude!

We don't have time to go into all the absolutely insane things that QAnon adherents believe, but suffice it to say, it's a social media "movement" that preys on the under-educated, the ill-informed, and the chronically unemployed who are bored enough to get sucked into its insanity.

Q believers think that they're fighting alongside Donald Trump against a shadowy cabal of satanic pedophiles who have been secretly running the world for centuries.

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David Eason Avoids Jail Time In Assault With Deadly Weapon Case!

David Eason Avoids Jail Time In Assault With Deadly Weapon Case!

It's often been said that Jenelle Evans' chronically unemployed husband David Eason is completely lacking in talent -- but that's not quite true.

Over the course of his adult life, David has demonstrated a remarkable talent for avoiding jail time in situations where less privileged people would have been sent up the river!

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David Eason Accuses MTV of Racism as Jenelle Evans Denies Selling Moldy Makeup to Fans

Jenelle Evans Denies Selling Moldy Makeup to Fans

Folks, it looks like it's been a busy couple of days on the Swamp!

Jenelle Evans and David Eason have both been in damage control mode this week, and it looks more and more like those long quarantined days at home are starting to take a psychological toll.

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