Criss Angel and Paris Hilton

Criss Angel is a magician that spells his first name in a weird way. The 39-year-old illusionist also pulls in a ridiculous amount of ass in Hollywood all of a sudden. Mind Freak, indeed.

He's dating - or at least had sex with - Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. From there, he moved on to Holly Madison. Indeed, Angel seems to like train wrecks and/or women that previously dated senior citizens. Not that we're judging of course.