Adam Lind Ditches Aubree's Father-Daughter Dance AGAIN!
Look, we all know Adam Lind is a garbage person.
Not a person whose job it is to collect trash -- no, those people are fine citizens who perform an important service for society.
Teen Mom 2 Recap: Who Might Be Pregnant Again?!
What was new cast member Briana DeJesus' decision regarding her relationship with Luis on last night's Teen Mom 2 Season 9 Episode 2?
And who might be pregnant ... again?!
Chelsea Houska Shares Photo of Baby Watson; Fans Lose It
If you watched the Season 8 premiere of Teen Mom 2 Monday night, you know that while much has changed in the original four moms' lives since last season, their personalities remain very much as we remember them.
Jenelle is still angry; Leah is still exasperated by the constant drama in her life; Kailyn is still ... well, she's also pretty angry, come to think of it.
Teen Mom 2 Recap: The Fab FIVE Are Back!
MTV's fab four are now the fab five, and Teen Mom 2 Season 9 Episode 1 wasted no time in bringing Briana DeJesus into the fold.
The 16 & Pregnant alum is back alongside Jenelle Evans, Chelsea Houska, Leah Messer and Kailyn Lowry - with a vengeance.
Chelsea Houska: Is Her Daughter Too Jealous of Her New Baby?!
Chelsea Houska: See Footage from Her ADORABLE Baby Shower!
Chelsea Houska: See Her Son Watson's Teen Mom 2 Debut!
Adam Lind Shows Off Major Weight Loss: Is It Drug-Related?
If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, then you're no doubt well aware that Adam Lind is a deeply troubled soul who routinely makes life more difficult for those around him.
Part of the problem, of course, is Lind's long history of substance abuse.
Teen Mom 2 Sneak Peek: Babies! Proposals! New Cast Members!
If MTV learned anything from the fist-pumping phenomenon that was Jersey Shore, it's that reality TV sensations don't last forever.
As such, the network isn't wasting any time in cranking out new seasons of its current wildly-popular franchise, Teen Mom.
Chelsea Houska: Pregnant with Baby Number Three?!
Chelsea Houska has just the most precious life, doesn't she?
She is, hands down, the most adorable Teen Mom of them all, and while that's not saying a whole lot -- she's in a group with Jenelle Evans, Amber Portwood, and Farrah Abraham, come on -- it's still saying something.
Adam Lind Boasts About Hard Drug Use on Social Media
Ah, Adam Lind.
Every time the other baby daddies and boyfriends of the Teen Mom franchise start to think they're the worst people on the planet, they probably just cue up a Lind-heavy episode of TM2 and breathe a sigh of relief.