Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump are like the opposite of peanut butter and chocolate.

No one wants to see these two come together in any way, shape or form.

Earlier today, we learned that Charlie Sheen wishes he had used more condoms in his younger years. (In this case, "his younger years" means ages 15 to 49).

Now it seems that a few other folks wish he'd wrapped it up as well - namely, all of his former partners and the California District Attorney's office.

Charlie Sheen isn't exactly winning at life these days.

The actor admitted last year that he was diagnosed with HIV four years ago and he's had trouble getting laid ever since.

Look out, world, Charlie Sheen is talking again.

Back in November, Charlie Sheen revealed that he's HIV positive, but if you were concerned that the illness would force the erratic actor to interrupt his regular schedule of dangerously batsh-t behavior, fear not:

It's been five months since we first learned that Charlie Sheen is HIV positive, and despite initial reports that the actor planned to adopt a quieter lifestyle and make his health his top priority, Sheen seems to be embroiled in more drama than ever.