Who is Carmen Slowsky? That is a question we would love to know the answer to. All we know right now is that Carmen Slowsky and Kwame Kilpatrick, the scandal-prone Mayor of Detroit, are apparently having a sordid love tryst! What we don't know is whether Carmen Slowsky is an alias or a real person - or even one of the turtles from that funny Verizon DSL spot.

Carmen Slowsky, we ask that you come forward and shed some light on this matter. Until she does, we will keep you posted if we hear anything.