Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photo

Okay, that's not actually a picture of Bronx Mowgli Wentz. It's Mowgli from Disney's The Jungle Book. But that is where the spawn of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got his middle name. Really. They admitted this.

As for his equally, if not more ridiculous first name, no one is quite sure why they picked a borough of New York City. And not even one of the cooler ones. Slightly better than Staten Island Wentz, sure, but come on guys.

Way to scar Bronx Mowgli Wentz for life as soon as he emerged from Ashlee Simpson's va-jay-jay. Poor thing.