Our younger readers may not be familiar with the velour track suit come to life that is Kevin Federline, so let us fill you in the saga of the ultimate baby daddy:
Federline married Britney Spears back in 2004, and she's been paying for that mistake ever since.
Britney Spears has brought countless gifts in the world. While most of those are in the form of her music, she also gave birth to her sons, Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline.
And while their mother is one of the most famous and talented people on the planet, at the moment, it's their father who's making waves.
It's 2018, and Britney Spears still has a career.
If you'd made that prediction eleven years ago at the peak of Bald Britney-mania, you would've been shunned from society and forced to spend your remaining days in the mountains, shearing alpacas, or something.
It was been 10 months since Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter was injured in an ATV accident. Since then, Maddie has made an impressive recovery.
Now, Jamie Lynn is celebrating milestones in her life on social media, and reflecting on Maddie's recovery and Maddie herself.
We know that Britney Spears isn't afraid of crowds or public appearances. She just took her sons to Disneyland for their birthdays, right there among countless other visitors.
Massive tragedies have a way of frightening us to our core, however. The Las Vegas terrorist shooting, which claimed 59 lives and wounded 527, had to be especially rattling to a singer and performer who performs there.
Just in case you needed a reminder, Britney Spears isn't just good at singing, dancing, and performing.
She's also just a really great mom.
Britney Spears is such an inspiration to millions -- through her music, through her breathtaking performances, and through the story of her life.
It's no wonder that her fans suggest replacing Confederate monuments with statues of her -- in New Orleans, anyway. And they really make some good points.
America is in crisis, being torn at the seams by the orange administration's divisive rhetoric and refusal to acknowledge reality. The Charlottesville Nazi rally represented that conflict with painful clarity. The country needs to resolve these issiues and heal.
Some propose an unorthodox solution for one of those arguments: Britney Spears. Really -- people are campaigning for these controversial Confederate monuments to be replaced by statues of Britney Spears
