Tokyo Will Adorn Subway With Nude Britney After All

Tokyo Will Adorn Subway With Nude Britney After All

Um, remember earlier today when we reported that the Tokyo subway officials banned nude Britney Spears pics on the city's trains? Our bad.

Well, it's not really our fault, since it was true at the time. But now, following the original ban by lame government censors, who called Spears' Harper's Bazaar magazine cover "too stimulating" for young people, the city is now permitting posters of the pretty, pregnant pop princess to proceed as planned, People proclaims.

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Pregnant, Nude Britney Spears Too Much For Tokyo

Pregnant, Nude Britney Spears Too Much For Tokyo

The amazing Britney Spears has been deemed "too stimulating" for the youth of Japan. Yes. We could go so many places with that, but there are other stories to report on and we haven't had enough coffee, so we'll just cut to the chase.

A poster of the recent Harper's Bazaar magazine cover that shows a very pregnant, nude Britney Spears in all her glory has been censored by the Tokyo Metro.

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Spears Spree: Britney Blows Big Bucks

Spears Spree: Britney Blows Big Bucks

The amazing Britney Spears went on a shopping spree this weekend, spending more than five thousand dollars' worth of United States currency in under 30 minutes. The 24-year-old pregnant pop princess reportedly was downright dotty over a polka dot headband and a spotty frock as she browsed Los Angeles store Intuition.

NOTE: We have no idea what any of that means.

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Red Sox vs. Yankees: Hollywood Gossip Style

Red Sox vs. Yankees: Hollywood Gossip Style

One of professional sports' best rivalries is set to resume this weekend, and it appears two of our favorite celebs are divided as to who they're pulling for. Check out the Red Sox hat on newfound Boston backer Britney Spears (left) and the rival Yankees lid on jackass husband Kevin Federline. Looks like these two are heading for some domestic unrest. Not because of the baseball teams, of course -- just because that's what trailer park couples do on occasion.

 

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White Trash Roots Run Deep In Spears Family

White Trash Roots Run Deep In Spears Family

You know what they always say: Kevin Federline is a white trash deadbeat. Oh, sorry. They always say that women are attracted to guys that remind them of their dads. A People magazine photo spread of Federline compared with Jamie Spears (father of his wife, Britney Spears) really drills this theory home. Just look at these guys! It's like a light bulb has gone off here at T.H. Gossip. No wonder Britney is attracted to this loser -- he reminds her of home!

 

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Someone Get This Woman a Mirror

Someone Get This Woman a Mirror

Apparently, she doesn't own one. First, little Sean Preston Federline was named the World's Worst Dressed Man by Esquire. Now, mother Britney Spears is frequently seen in public looking like she was dressed by a deaf, dumb and blind person. Or like she is a deaf, dumb and blind person. Forget it, that makes no sense.

This picture from People magazine really speaks for itself. Poor Sean P. has no idea how ridiculous he and his mother look. While T.H. Gossip would never go so far as to call Britney Spears ugly (as some hack rappers have), she certainly could use a fashion consultant at times. Otherwise, more and more people are going to be sticking their tongues out at her.

Sean Preston Federline Named World's Worst Dressed

Sean Preston Federline Named World's Worst Dressed

As we've said before, just when you think the life of Britney Spears can't get any weirder, the bar is once again raised. Or, as is more frequently the case these days, lowered.

The September issue of Esquire has named little Sean Preston Federline the "Worst Dressed Man in the World" on its annual Best and Worst Dressed Men lists. Personally, we feel this less an indictment of Sean P. and more of a slap at his mother. She's the one in charge of outfitting the little pip squeak!

Federline Goes Black, Won't Be Going Back

Federline Goes Black, Won't Be Going Back

If Britney Spears is looking for husband Kevin Federline to start pulling his weight around the house, she might want to consider a different approach. You see, the pop starlet has, according to a report, given her aspiring rapper and former backup dancer husband one gift that he won't leave home without.

That being a a high-rolling Black American Express card. You know, just in case the freeloading assclown needs to go buy something. Like his own airplane.

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Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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